The Chew

Just another Infrastructure Admin getting by...
SCCM/Multi-Tenant VMM/365/Intune Mgmt

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@SwiftOnSecurity Why does our sec admin feel the need to schedule full av scans on every workstation once a week in the middle of the day, when real-time /on access scans everything anyways.

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@SwiftOnSecurity You have a super secret scheduled job stashed away that triggers conformity?

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@tom13crow @SeguraOSD i'm going thru this right now! Attempting to stumble through the docs on it.

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@SwiftOnSecurity More!

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@SwiftOnSecurity Ahhh event creation & forwarding... gotcha. thx!

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hey @SwiftOnSecurity you mentioned you live off batch files. How do you get status reports/updates from the devices? you have local tasks that ship the logs back? or do you forever reach out to clients from your *monitoring* server?

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@_youhadonejob1 Yup. Almost at the 10yr mark. Me everyday.

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@TheNotoriousDRR Run disk2vhd inside the azure vm to your onprem server? Hokey, but at least it will only copy the used data...

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@SwiftOnSecurity Real one: why does the start menu on 2019 sometimes take 5-10 sec to pop up?

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@ITguySoCal @AdamGrossTX Can't be a coincidence... I had 10 or so devices stop working this morning (cause we do conditional access). The devices were gone from azuread. They are active w10 devices. Was a rough Friday.

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@_youhadonejob1 @SwiftOnSecurity free marketing!

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@xenappblog What kind of servers /appliances are those?

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@mniehaus @mikael_nystrom So much saltiness over the re-release... Jeeze

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@HBergslokken @djammmer @TheWMIGuy Oh you definitely need to explain the "Make Me Admin" app... I need to get that implemented for my company.

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@SwiftOnSecurity Any definitive source on what the free services do with your accounts/emails. Obv Gmail does anything/everything with your content...

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@SwiftOnSecurity I'm stuck in one right now... It's brutal. Entire MSP help-desk in an open concept with no sound dividers.

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@vNiklas Global Update Manager in Win Failover Clusters https://t.co/ocu8s2SmFL Same happens with our 13 Node 2012R2 cluster. MS shrugged their shoulders when it happend to us. We find that so long as hosts are rebooted monthly we don't run into it. We don't have SCOM running tho

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@fberson @scottgu Such a tease! Gimme my iso please!!!

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@deadmau5 Is the guy in the red mau5 hat supposed to be baeumler? Lol

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@OPP_GTATraffic Wife caught it on dash cam. Tells me caused by idiot in Jetta swerving in and out recklessly. hope they are charged.