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[Neal Owusu @neal_thatdude]

every morning i wake up and make the worst possible time management decisions anyone has ever made

[Jus @1Myles4]

Put them kids back on zoom this traffic Is ridiculous

[V @maaacxo]

My boomer persona listens to the radio and then gets confused because my Gen Z persona is expecting the TikTok version of the songs

[V @maaacxo]

I can’t believe I just used Zeno’s dichotomy paradox in casual conversation

[V @maaacxo]

@aycemeat 👏👏👏

[Ash ☀️ @ashpainix]

the trick to getting through life is having a holiday booked

[V @maaacxo]

@aycemeat Queue next animal transferred global pandemic

[V @maaacxo]

@aycemeat The world is your deep-fried oyster

[Holly Ballantine @HollyBallantine]

If you let someone in and they don’t give you a thank you wave you should be legally allowed to rear end them.

[V @maaacxo]

Hats and gloves don’t belong in April!!!
I will (likely literally) die on this hill. ❄️

[V @maaacxo]

My brain is windshield wiper level 4

[V @maaacxo]

I’ve got two wolves inside of me - one has anxiety and the other has road rage

[V @maaacxo]

Michael: “omg what if that’s a bomb, we can’t park here”
Mom: “bombs are expensive, why would they spend it on you”
#familyouting

[V @maaacxo]

Me returning to Ontario

[Colin D'Mello | Global News @ColinDMello]

BREAKING: Ontario will lift the proof of vaccination requirements for all settings and capacity limits for all indoor public settings on March 1.

The second step of the reopening is being fast tracked from Feb 21 to Feb 17.

Masking timelines to come "at a later date"

#onpoli

[V @maaacxo]

WE WENT THE WRONG WAY

[V @maaacxo]

“This seems like a good time to take a break” - me during a bad time to take a break

[V @maaacxo]

Poor UX to have the sun setting in the West when that’s the direction I drive home from work

[V @maaacxo]

I had too much coffee this morning, so my colleagues get extra exclamation marks today!!!

[V @maaacxo]

@janecrystalp JANE.