marly

[marly @maaarly__]

My uncle got him ranch for Christmas because he really puts it on everything 😂

[Willie @Willie600640663]

I hate when my neighbor is outside

[kirs ☀️ @krstck]

Finally got the baby to sleep. Time to lay in bed scrolling through pictures of the baby

[@autechres @autechres]

When two kids at school were cousins it was like oh ok wow. They know each other a bit better than most of us do

[gawdy @ZoeGawd]

That’s a dyke

[Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti]

"iS yOuR mEmOrY rEaLlY tHaT bAd??"

literally me:

[madimoiselle ♡ @drivingmemadi]

seeing a Dalmatian irl is like wow okay, This is really happening to me right now

[𝕊𝕒𝕞𝕞𝕪 @FromN5_]

cats will literally be grooming each other and then 3 seconds later somebody’s getting their ass beat

[Chris @iamchriscorooo]

ur baby daddy and the mcdonalds ice cream machine got something in common

[princess @lolaadietcola]

saw a family today and the husband was carrying the baby and holding his toddlers hand while wearing a back pack and carrying two bags and the mom was on her phone texting and smoking a cigarette

[traciaimdrunk @traciafanclub]

Genuinely why did she do this with that lady’s husband? 😭

[َ @ungodlywests]

lay low for a while

[MzAdubb @AdubbMz]

My coworker made cookies…she offered me one and I said no thank you… she said why… bitch cause you wear the same sweater everyday….is that what you want me to say….??!?

[miya @miyarah_]

el ibuprofeno viendo todo el dolor que llevo dentro

[chass @sadistkills]

me lately

[Hairline Fraud @miagothstan]

cant stop thinking about this

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

tears in my eyes everything is going to be okay

[g @34rths]

You can tell when someone didn't eat their breakfast. Breakfastless behaviour

[n. @musicalg3nius]

Posting a selfie on ig nowadays feels like I’m bending over and showing hole

[xander @whosalex]

i love illegal immigration. get in here shawty!!

[cole @juul_survivor]

How it feels to be at work