𝐌𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐰 🇺🇸

“If I had asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses” - Henry Ford

[homans top guy @passcoderonald]

Gaethje absorbing the Faustian Spirit from the deceleration of independence before beating the breaks off Topuria as a +350 underdog is just further proof this nation has a mandate from heaven

[𝐌𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐰 🇺🇸 @maad799]

Just started my new job as regional manager of Jones’ BBQ & Foot Massage

[𝐌𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐰 🇺🇸 @maad799]

Lil Peep dropping singles in 2026

[𝐌𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐰 🇺🇸 @maad799]

.@Israel @Iran_GOV

[Sam Hyde 🇺🇸 @wigger]

Fuck Dave Portnoy

[𝐌𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐰 🇺🇸 @maad799]

Me when I get arrested and the cops ask me my name and I thought they asked what I want on my sandwich 🤪

[New York Post @nypost]

Judge sentences New Yorker ISIS recruiter, ‘Umm Nutella,’ to 19 years in prison following tossed ‘shockingly low’ punishment https://t.co/C6K5k7TTnr

[𝐌𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐰 🇺🇸 @maad799]

Saying this on twitter, on your iPhone, in English. Hilarious.

[🃏 @jinterestt]

@DixieNormo69420 @ItsRokal @DaBoyDame @freshonthabeat no such thing as white culture

[𝐌𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐰 🇺🇸 @maad799]

So damn cold out here this weathers got me aging slower 🥶

[Sam Hyde 🇺🇸 @wigger]

Dear Elon:

[𝐌𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐰 🇺🇸 @maad799]

Just found out Fresca has aspartame in it

[𝐌𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐰 🇺🇸 @maad799]

Has your local Mapco fully converted to a Circle K yet or do they still just have the little banners hangin up?

[Bench Burner Sports @bench_burner]

INTO. MY. VEINS. 🔥 #DWCS

[Bench Burner Sports @bench_burner]

Torrez Finney fighting for another contract opportunity on the 45th season of DWCS

[Bench Burner Sports @bench_burner]

#UFC305

[𝐌𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐰 🇺🇸 @maad799]

This is an “English” MP

[Zarah Sultana MP @zarahsultana]

If you come for the Queen, you best not miss! 🥊🥇 #ImaneKhelif

[𝐌𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐰 🇺🇸 @maad799]

I’ve fallen in love with the show Dexter btw

[Bench Burner Sports @bench_burner]

The very first installment of the Bench Burner poster series has arrived! 🔥

Let us know what you think and how you’re feeling about #UFC303! ⬇️