Heather Vahle

Fortune Favors The Bold

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@seanmmitchell @elonmusk Legend

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Apparently it wasn't even the end of the first quarter...

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Is corona over? Or is it halftime 🤣🤬😑

[Erik Griffin @ErikGriffin]

R.I.P. Comedy at the Oscar's

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Existentially....you spend your whole life gathering guests for your funeral... let's be real

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Wife sounds better than girlfriend...but single sounds better than stupid

[KETV NewsWatch 7 @KETV]

ARRESTED: Man accused of trying to lure children in West Omaha for months https://t.co/c0ZlkmsH3H

[It's Always Sunny @alwayssunny]

we're back, jabronis
#SunnyFXX

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@TheTweetOfGod Elon Musk has thought it through and damnit that's good enough for me.

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@bertkreischer Ask iron man..

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@realjoshgentry Poop it out....

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@realjoshgentry Jesus...

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10 years ago today I finalized buying a house. 10 years later and I'm glad it's fucking gone. Funny how life twists and turns.

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Seriously though!! This guy fucking gets it 😂😂😂 #just #lestyourselt
https://t.co/3FdSDhKT5w
#iFunny

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@realjoshgentry What food do you consider healthy? Lol

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@realjoshgentry Every one here at tville for happy hour says rock those fucking bath bombs. Proud of you

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@realjoshgentry Wicked witch ass shit I'm assuming lmao 😂

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Random 2am ice cream is the best ice cream

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Shit I say to regulars at my bar... "I know my bar humor may be dry...but your coke nostril is way dryer" 🤣

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@realjoshgentry We are one of THREE fucking states that doesn't have it legal. 😡