Mak❁

she/her

[Mak❁ @maakkk23]

@salim_mussa The iron however, may be lost on you (had to)

[Mak❁ @maakkk23]

Did everybody have a Euro summer except for me? Instagram suggests yes

[Mak❁ @maakkk23]

@salim_mussa Unhinged opinion

[Mak❁ @maakkk23]

My mom straight up told our waiter tonight that I am “single and have no life”

[Mak❁ @maakkk23]

@morganwitwer22 I actually haven’t tried a spray tan but I will be so sad if that’s the case for me too…it’s my last shot 😂

[Mak❁ @maakkk23]

Allergic to yet another tanning lotion…being translucently pale is just the journey the universe chose for me 😪

[Mak❁ @maakkk23]

I woke up today at 9:40 am thinking it said “1940” (yes I have military time) and thought I was an hour late for work…I almost threw up from the panic🙂

But don’t worry guys my mental health is A1 👌🏼

[Mak❁ @maakkk23]

Was kinda excited when they changed my shift tonight to on-call but then I realized I:
-can’t drink
-can’t go farther than 20 mins away
-have to stay up all night anyways
AND
-am not getting paid

What a deal 🥴

[Mak❁ @maakkk23]

Some people are back-sleepers, others side-sleepers....etc. Me? I’m a rotisserie chicken sleeper 😌

[Barflaan Tedoe 🇱🇷 @The_Barftender]

I drink one mimosa and I start replying to everyone’s IG story

[Mak❁ @maakkk23]

@sammijxo21 Why can’t you go then???

[Mak❁ @maakkk23]

We were watching Shrek last night and it dawned on me that Shrek is essentially just summertime Grinch

[Mak❁ @maakkk23]

@gracegcarlson I just made a few meal’s worth too 🍝

[Mak❁ @maakkk23]

@gracegcarlson Which part of that is a problem

[Mak❁ @maakkk23]

@salim_mussa Somehow can always nap regardless of caffeine intake

[Mak❁ @maakkk23]

@angel_daniel80 HAHA stop

[Mak❁ @maakkk23]

Got some life altering news today but I also replaced my Brita filter so I’d call it a draw, everything’s fine