Matt

he/him 20🍊 rpf warrior, sidgeno truther, goalie lover #letsgopens #DeQuébecPourQuébec

[Uplift Ben Kindel @cogimunas]

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[#SALEMALI @hatesaIem]

Opened twitter right after my surgery was over and saw this on my screen

[kk @willscookies]

Nurse shaking out his invisible hair

[q @qd3k44]

no?

[liemeo @Liemeo_]

how being on the sid geno line must feel

[Joe Pontillo @JoePontillo]

Things to say when someone sneezes:
- I don't respect you.
- God can't help you.
- Take that shit outside.
- This is why you're alone.
- Now I need a shot.
- This used to be a nice neighborhood.

[sidjustkidding @sidjustkidding]

this lion does not concern itself with the full body weight of evgeni malkin

[q @qd3k44]

okay. now Im obsessed

[ez 🩷🎀💖 YAGA spoilers ‼️ @paruallegations]

every time I see this my heart hurts and then I laugh at the person that said smth like “he don’t have google?”

[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

Friend at a party: Hey bud it sounds like you're throwing up in there, you ok?

Me after having half a large pizza and six hazy IPAs: Yeah man, I think it's my chakras. They're fucked.

[corvi @genoteal]

evgeni malkin, age 40, is a point-per-game player btw. he leads all penguins forwards in points

[ringo 🩸 @butchivalry]

Not every goalie you like is a flower daughter. Mama got his tubes tied when he retired. He has Gus, Wally, Arty, and Mushy. The factory is CLOSED. WRAP IT UP!

[🐞 Avy 🐞 @AvyLynne]

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[Sandwichxander Hambone 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @jefwun]

Truly amazing things possible on the Samsung Z Fold 8 Ultra