Maas King

I just be saying stuff tbh... I'm happy ur here and I apologize

[Maas King @maaskingg]

Idk who needs to hear the but:

They're= they are
There= ova Desso
Their= fi dem own

You're= you are
Your = fi u own

Bored= nav ntn fi do
Board = piece a wood

Hear= the function of your ears
Here= right yasso

[Cousin Stizz @CousinStizz]

Everyday I become a man of fewer words

[Aditya @cfcmadlad]

being employed will kill the cinephile in you

[🇵🇸🧚🏽 @notcishet]

yall lucky life humbles me every 3-5 business days bc there r kanye levels of self-idolatry deep within me

[ajanwachuku. @ajanwachuku]

“let it offend you that someone else could be handed your days and turn them into something greater”

[Maas King @maaskingg]

" put fun and joke asid- "
yeah, let me stop u right there.

[ethical hater @DijahSB]

shabba ranks

[tumi ♡ `︵´ @hwasbo]

Day 1474837584 of people misremembering what barbenheimer was

[Ava @noampomsky]

the only time i beg is to differ

[Rajvi @rajvishah30]

today someone in office said that “worrying is the worst way to use your imagination” and that’s easily the best thing Ive heard all week

[paavs @jagermeisterni]

job market so bad i got laid off... from an INTERNSHIP... i got via NEPOTISM??????????? what is going on

[Nithya Shri @Nithya_Shrii]

If we're ever in a situation where we're both doing math in our heads, I'm just pretending. It's all on you.

[𝔃𝓪 @SteeIDick]

“if i were you, id-“

if you were me you probably would’ve blown your shit smoove off by now

[✰ @YOURESODEAD]

overly walkable. spongebob don't got a license and somehow be everywhere

[Uncle Ruckus @Emarged]

“Until death, all defeat is psychological."

[RD1 CR-V Enthusiast 🔰 @brandodunnjr]

I know I've tweeted a lot about it in the last month, but I am genuinely so happy and grateful for this job, man. Today me eat breakfast and still hungry and me order BK and had it delivered. Me couldn't do dat 2-3 years ago or even couple months ago.

[Maas King @maaskingg]

Is it really gambling if me a win???

[Rèed @Ian_San254]

Some days we kill 2 birds with one stone . Other days, we use 7 stones to kill one bird,today, a bird almost killed me..

[Immortan Joe Mazzulla @normal_jake_]

I get a little scared when people actually know the names of television episodes