Mike Alpha Bravo

Lift heavy, ride hard, run like it's a Zombie holocaust. Barefoot duathlete. Never uses gloves when washing up. Still can't cry at the end of ET

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@Catsworldtweet Is that Joe Biden?

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@Socket1Sophie Reich Said Fred

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@jontranslates It would only work on an internal extension on an old pbx maintained by some bloke a few months off retirement in some mental institution somewhere in a movie that never made it to cinema and was found as a dvd in a bargain bucket in the late 90s

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@TylerJRoney Killed my streak

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@MatofKilburnia @andyburnham That and anything that requires a video rather than a manual.

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@AuntCunt Oh wait. Wrong Leslie too

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@AuntCunt Shirley you can’t be serious?

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@RealPaulPutner It’s corporate speak for a process that doesn’t work but replaced a previous process that didn’t work and this process will also not work and be replaced. Ad Infinutum

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Any Clacton residents who want to nominate your friendly neighbourhood intergalactic space warrior, ping me a line!

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@TheProjectUnity I hope the council grant planning permission for an AC unit.

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@turtledumplin A career in politics beckons.

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@ThrillaRilla369 Having to go to a library and read an encyclopaedia. I actually miss doing that.

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@SamaHoole I think I’ll get my next blood test done on Boxing Day then.

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@itaintwhywhywhy Can’t install AC due to planning permission in London so not sure how they got that through.

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@absolutelyamyyy WD40. It just makes me think everything is going to be alright.

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@MickWest Is that Slash?

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@haifah_er_abba You need to take a shot of Russian Standard which is 42% then a swig from the top of your 7% drink. Do this at least 4 times in a row. You will throw up 98%. Repeat with tequila. What was the question again?

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@rocknrollofall Lil Wayne

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@RepNancyMace Bidet sales went up?

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@TheProjectUnity Food has lots of cack in it nowadays. Go single ingredient - no refined carbs. Check out Eddie Abbew- not for everyone but I’ve been doing this for a few years and works for me.