Muhammad Abdul Azim

Software Engineer

[Reem Ibrahim @ReemAmirIbrahim]

My ancestors built some cool stuff 🇪🇬

[Muhammad Abdul Azim @mabdul3azim]

@Abdulla16307310 صباح الفل

[Muhammad Abdul Azim @mabdul3azim]

@Abdulla16307310 صباح الفل

[3bdelkareem @Sh0redder]

اللاعب المصري لو بطل نظرة دونية تجاه نفسه واقتنع ان اي لاعيبة فالكون مهما كانوا مين هما عندهم رجل وهو عنده رجل زيهم وانه مش اقل منهم وربنا هياكلوا اتخنها منتخب

اكبر مثال هو احمد فتوح هيستلم الكورة ويهدى ويلف ويباصي بكعبه ولا كأنه بيلعب مع ولاد اخوه بلا خوف بلا نيلة الكورة للمتعة

[Muhammad Abdul Azim @mabdul3azim]

@amirahourai @Skyblue335064 @khalidjassem74 بلعب الكرة وباي طريقة تقدر توصل بيها رسالتك

[Muhammad Abdul Azim @mabdul3azim]

@Abdulla16307310 ان شاء الله

[Muhammad Abdul Azim @mabdul3azim]

@Abdulla16307310 ربنا يزيدك علم

[Muhammad Abdul Azim @mabdul3azim]

@Abdulla16307310 بيض الله وجهك اخوي عبد الله

[Muhammad Abdul Azim @mabdul3azim]

@Abdulla16307310 مساء الفل

[Muhammad Abdul Azim @mabdul3azim]

@Abdulla16307310 اطرح يا غالي

[منصور الخميس 🇸🇦 @MansourAlkhamis]

فيلم العلاقات السعودية المصرية من إنتاج وزارة الإعلام السعودية.

#مصر

[Peter Girnus 🦅 @gothburz]

Last quarter I rolled out Microsoft Copilot to 4,000 employees.

$30 per seat per month.

$1.4 million annually.

I called it "digital transformation."

The board loved that phrase.

They approved it in eleven minutes.

No one asked what it would actually do.

Including me.

I told everyone it would "10x productivity."

That's not a real number.

But it sounds like one.

HR asked how we'd measure the 10x.

I said we'd "leverage analytics dashboards."

They stopped asking.

Three months later I checked the usage reports.

47 people had opened it.

12 had used it more than once.

One of them was me.

I used it to summarize an email I could have read in 30 seconds.

It took 45 seconds.

Plus the time it took to fix the hallucinations.

But I called it a "pilot success."

Success means the pilot didn't visibly fail.

The CFO asked about ROI.

I showed him a graph.

The graph went up and to the right.

It measured "AI enablement."

I made that metric up.

He nodded approvingly.

We're "AI-enabled" now.

I don't know what that means.

But it's in our investor deck.

A senior developer asked why we didn't use Claude or ChatGPT.

I said we needed "enterprise-grade security."

He asked what that meant.

I said "compliance."

He asked which compliance.

I said "all of them."

He looked skeptical.

I scheduled him for a "career development conversation."

He stopped asking questions.

Microsoft sent a case study team.

They wanted to feature us as a success story.

I told them we "saved 40,000 hours."

I calculated that number by multiplying employees by a number I made up.

They didn't verify it.

They never do.

Now we're on Microsoft's website.

"Global enterprise achieves 40,000 hours of productivity gains with Copilot."

The CEO shared it on LinkedIn.

He got 3,000 likes.

He's never used Copilot.

None of the executives have.

We have an exemption.

"Strategic focus requires minimal digital distraction."

I wrote that policy.

The licenses renew next month.

I'm requesting an expansion.

5,000 more seats.

We haven't used the first 4,000.

But this time we'll "drive adoption."

Adoption means mandatory training.

Training means a 45-minute webinar no one watches.

But completion will be tracked.

Completion is a metric.

Metrics go in dashboards.

Dashboards go in board presentations.

Board presentations get me promoted.

I'll be SVP by Q3.

I still don't know what Copilot does.

But I know what it's for.

It's for showing we're "investing in AI."

Investment means spending.

Spending means commitment.

Commitment means we're serious about the future.

The future is whatever I say it is.

As long as the graph goes up and to the right.

[وزارة الخارجية 🇸🇦 @KSAMOFA]

#بيان | إن الاعتداءات التي قامت بها حكومة الاحتلال الإسرائيلي عبر الاستيلاء على المنطقة العازلة في هضبة الجولان، واستهداف قوات الاحتلال الإسرائيلية للأراضي السورية، يؤكدان استمرار إسرائيل في انتهاك قواعد القانون الدولي، وعزمها تخريب فرص استعادة سوريا لأمنها واستقرارها ووحدة أراضيها.

[Medhat Dawoud | bragduck.com @Med7atDawoud]

"React 18 Alpha is out! Now what?" by @cassidoo #DEVCommunity https://t.co/utFZe9wDFm

[bytes.dev @bytesdotdev]

typesafe-i18n is an opinionated, fully type-safe, lightweight localization library for React and TypeScript projects with no external dependencies.

Created by @ivanhofer_

https://t.co/ZpdiuHJVXH

[Muhammad Abdul Azim @mabdul3azim]

:) https://t.co/PQGYynDMmp

[‏النادي الأهلي @AlAhly]

@ZSCOfficial عندما يتحدث الكبار وَجَبَ الصمت.. نخشي ان تكون قد نظرت لعدد بطولاتك القارية فأدركت انك بعيدٌ جداً !

[‏النادي الأهلي @AlAhly]

يحاولون خِداع الجميع و تضليلهم للوصول إلى ما قد حققناه سلفاً.. ولكن الحقيقة واضحة للجميع من هم أسياد العالم.

[Muhammad Abdul Azim @mabdul3azim]

وراء كل شيء لم يتحقق خير اراده الله لك :)