Sally McNamara

avid Oxford comma advocate

[matthew gray gubler @GUBLERNATION]

deep on a case with an old friend

[Sally McNamara @mac_attack888]

your ignorance is showing

[Senator Ted Cruz @SenTedCruz]

By rejoining the Paris Climate Agreement, President Biden indicates he’s more interested in the views of the citizens of Paris than in the jobs of the citizens of Pittsburgh. This agreement will do little to affect the climate and will harm the livelihoods of Americans.

[Chelsea Peretti @chelseaperetti]

😂

[JJ Watt @JJWatt]

This headline is trash.
Kealia Ohai (which is her name by the way, since you didn’t even bother to mention it) is incredible entirely on her own merit and deserves to be treated as such.
Be better than this.

[Lukas Battle @lukasbattle]

That unspoken group dynamic when all your friends are in an Uber on your way to the club and the people in the backseat are lit, dancing and scream talking and the person in the front seat is the group's PR person and talks to the driver and just keeps saying "I'm sorry for that"

[falafel 🧆 @luefrah]

“peeing at a frat house” L M F A O

[Sally McNamara @mac_attack888]

This professor has papyrus and comic sans on the same powerpoint slide and I am not okay.

[common sad girl @sadgirlkms]

emotionally im doing the laminated paper wobbling sound

[Sally McNamara @mac_attack888]

this is the first week since being back at school that I have not gone out on a weekday #scholarly

[NFL @NFL]

.@thejaylonsmith 💪

📺: @snfonnbc #NYGvsDAL https://t.co/ufHEIDXXAN

[kelsey @kLevitt99]

100% real vicious pit bull attack

[Sally McNamara @mac_attack888]

thanks for the fumble, Shea!!!!

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Our statement on the passing of Senator John McCain:

[ariel @arielperry04]

my life may be an absolute mess but at least i don’t have a nicotine addiction from a flash drive

[meg / mig 💫 @CROWLEYBEANS]

Everyone needs to watch this oh my god