Your Mom’s Pfizer Dealer

Just your local fuckup • he/him • BLM

[max @m4xochism]

asked for the wifi at a pizza place and the password was “Pepperoni”

[Jodi Beggs @jodiecongirl]

claude scraped the whole internet of content without attribution or compensation for its model but wants credit for its work

[jake rhodes @jakebrodes]

Shop wanna charge 2 grand for front and rear brakes hell nah player I got a better idea I will buy all the parts and watch YouTube and then break my car completely then kill myself.

[ZachInMilwaukee @ZachInMillioke]

Wisconsin State Fair just created the worlds first non-alcoholic lemonade. They said it couldn’t be done.

[RAY @4xCaliban]

You have no idea how dire it is out there.

[ty’erra ♉︎ @tyerramonai]

now that boy gone have to color a flamingo brick red smh

[elizabeth 🤓 @elizardbethc]

I’m about to be the first passenger on a flight to get a DUI

[Arbaz kakkar @arbazkakkar5]

Got the COVID vax and 5 years later—BOOM! Starter goes out in my Camry

[Daniel @growing_daniel]

This is how electric wheelchairs should work

[THECEOGAMERSEX @THECEOGAMERSEX]

We are currently living in the surveillance state that Americans were jokingly saying that Chinese citizens would be living under.

[Sky Marchini @rhcm123]

this is an admission of a crime btw; superpacs cannot cooridnate with candidates

[USA Reject @sadreturns]

this used to be a site where people shared their thoughts

[Carolina Forward @ForwardCarolina]

Like clockwork

[☈€ᗰ☡€↳ 🥀⭒ @ohremzel]

Interrupted a conversation between a man and his demons 😭

[дса православная какус 🍞 🍷🌹 @dsaorthocaucus]

Absolute triumph of liberal democracy over Sharia but racists too stupid to understand