Macy

welcome. (she/her)

[Macy @macy_glenn]

My worst trait is forgetting everything about myself when I have to say an interesting fact as an ice breaker

[margs @sosaneitsinsane]

psa regarding the world cup

[Joe Santagato @JoeSantagato]

My last two tweets were somehow deleted. Reposting. Suck it hackers.

[Marcus Freeman @Marcus_Freeman1]

2026…run it back

Go Irish ☘️

[BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ @mmpadellan]

Criticized
Maligned
Ridiculed
Harrassed
Harangued
Laughed at
Lied about
Slandered

By conservative media outlets, hundreds of times.

Never ONCE did they threaten to revoke the licenses of people who were criticizing them.

Because they're not punk ass, whiny little bitches.

[Boomer Beamer @ImDerBatman]

Why are we just fucking lying?

[JustTheFacts! ⚓️ 🇺🇸🦅 @JustTheFacts_68]

This… 👇👇👇👇👇

[Tamie @RealTamie]

HELLO!
When is the last time you thought about this??

[throwbacks @solelynostalgia]

16 years later

[Bryan Behar @bryanbehar]

Remember the good old days, when we all knew that Nazis, slaveowners, and sexual predators were the bad guys?

[Eric Nathan @BarstoolNate]

People who are against kids eating meals at the school they are required to be at are the worst people in the world.

People who say "it's not free, it's MY TAXES". Good! Feed kids, build a better community. That's a GREAT use of taxes you selfish asshole!

[chris evans @notcapnamerica]

Yall wanna see a dead body?

[Paula Poundstone @paulapoundstone]

I don't want a ballroom in The White House. I want healthcare.

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

$1B on an airplane none of us will ever fly on, and $200M for a ballroom none of us will ever dine in, but we can’t “afford” to feed hungry kids.

[Sophie Vershbow @svershbow]

2023: Barbie Summer
2024: Brat Summer
2025: Captain von Trapp Summer

[Hannah Berrelli @HannahBerrelli]

The fun thing about Americans is that they will take examples like this to advocate for some batshit insane, backwards idea that women shouldn’t work, rather than just implementing maternity leave like every other civilized nation on earth.

[Ray Wise Saying F-Slur in Napa Boys @TheDougFiles]

I could crank out 6+ page papers the morning they were due fueled by nothing other than an Arizona energy drink so this sounds like a skill issue

[Melanie D'Arrigo @DarrigoMelanie]

Empathy and learning to read.

[Zoya🕊️ @Zoya_ki_batein]

Fathers don't usually die during childbirth