Meg caldwell

poet

[Julia Glum @SuperJulia]

I’ve been watching this guy on TikTok gradually build an eel pit (exactly what it sounds like) under his house for months now, and tomorrow he is FINALLY going to add the eels. gonna be a huge day for me

[Meg caldwell @mac_caldwell_]

Shiva from Tampa Baes has immaculate 14 year old boy fashion. Like the hats, the chains, the vibe. 10 out of 10. A+

[Meg caldwell @mac_caldwell_]

Phoebe Bridgers mentioned a lot of great abortion funds tonight in Tampa but left out our local amazing one- @tbafund !! Send your money that way!!

[Meg caldwell @mac_caldwell_]

@hrhcarriefisher I have really bad news bestie

[Meg caldwell @mac_caldwell_]

Don’t worry Florida your gay teachers are still going to work. We will still sit in our classrooms and teach your children.

[Meg caldwell @mac_caldwell_]

@john_gayne Go to the doctor

[Meg caldwell @mac_caldwell_]

Same energy. #TheBachelorette

[Meg caldwell @mac_caldwell_]

Joe and Michelle are endgame. #TheBachelorette

[Meg caldwell @mac_caldwell_]

Chris S with the micro aggressions towards Nayte!! Send him home!! #TheBachelorette

[Meg caldwell @mac_caldwell_]

I’m sorry but justice for Jay. #nakedandafraidoflove

[Meg caldwell @mac_caldwell_]

Adulthood is sending a monthly “miss you friend” text without any other communication.

[Meg caldwell @mac_caldwell_]

Going forward I’m going to need my friends just to move wherever I move. Everybody pack it up, we’re in Tampa now, next year your guess is as good as mine!!

[Josh ! @joshcornillon]

her favorite spot in the city

[Amanda Knox @amandaknox]

If you're an @Medium reader, you can find this all here:

https://t.co/WFsM5WNnZ1

[luanne consciousness @goblinshoes]

it boils my blood when coastal elite girls say “I’m a midwest 10🤪” bc have you ever seen an ex minnesota sorority girl

[Meg caldwell @mac_caldwell_]

@brooookeeeeee Wow I feel this so deeply.

[Frog and Toad Bot @FrogandToadbot]

'Why are you pouring water over your head?' asked Frog.

'I hope that if I pour water over my head, it will help me to think of a story,' said Toad.

[Tyler Mahan Coe (chaotic good) @TylerMahanCoe]

classism, rockism, exploitative and/or dismissive pop culture tellings of the stories from people with a surface level understanding tailoring the narrative to NYC/LA audiences, most people who listen to the radio think what they hear while scanning stations is country music, etc

[Meg caldwell @mac_caldwell_]

@sophiekornchip Only option is to physically fight.