Mac Gruber

[Mac Gruber @mac_gruber]

You guys are still my favorite DFS site and your app works super well and is super user friendly and your company isn’t run by a bunch soulless ghouls…..JK April Fools!

Hope you all lose your jobs the company fails miserably in prediction markets. Get fucked!

[Underdog Drafts @UnderdogDrafts]

Some news: we’ve made the difficult decision to close our Drafts business.

Draft games have been the foundation of Underdog since 2020, and we’re incredibly grateful to the community that supported us.

Our goal has always been to build the best possible experience for our users, so right now we’re shifting our focus to other formats.

This was not an easy decision. Stay tuned for more to come, and thank you to those who have drafted with us.

April Fools

[Mac Gruber @mac_gruber]

@bowtiedmeathead You can get a real estate license with just a HS degree or even a GED. Women can do especially well in Residential RE. Have her get her foot in the door early at a good firm and learn the ropes she can be making good money in her early twenties

[Wall Street Apes @WallStreetApes]

Gavin Newsom gave his close family friends $500,000 from the Pacific Palisades fire aid relief money

Spencer Pratt “Let’s talk about the John Paul Getty Trust. The Getty Trust received a half a million dollars from fire aid money for its LA Arts Community Fire Relief Fund under the category musicians and artists. I'm not sure why the Getty Trust needed any fire aid money since their most recent IRS form declared a revenue of over $370 billion dollars in 2023 and assets totaling $12.3 billion dollars.

The trust president and CEO one person received a salary of 3.7 million dollars so what exactly did the Getty Trust need $500,000 of fire aid money for well I guess it's just a little petty cash to exchange amongst friends because as you may recall the Newsomes and the Getty families have been socially intertwined for generations”

- Getty family members donated over $500,000 to Newsom’s campaigns from his 1990s San Francisco supervisor run through his 2018 gubernatorial victory (e.g., bundled contributions via family trusts). This does not include the public J. Paul Getty Trust
- The Getty family’s support has extended to Newsom’s political rise, with shared social circles including figures like Nancy Pelosi and Jerry Brown
- Gordon Getty invested in all 11 of Newsom’s early ventures, holding lead stakes
- A Getty family trust paid Newsom directly for investment consulting in the early 1990s
- Gordon and Ann Getty provided undocumented gifts and low-interest loans for Newsom’s home purchases, including real estate in San Francisco

Gavin Newsom paying his lifelong friends with fire aid money

[Mac Gruber @mac_gruber]

@bordersroad @d0wnsideofme He’s def an obese gay virgin who will never have kids or know what that kind of love feels like thats why hes so miserable and just sits on the internet crying about a country he doesnt even live in. Literally the worst advertisement for being a commie ever.

[Mac Gruber @mac_gruber]

@adamlevitan My wife is a foot and ankle surgeon, I told her about the list of injuries and the recovery time and asked her opinion… she said for any patient she’s ever had thats a career ender. Specifically the dislocated ankle she said is insanely bad. Pro athlete maybe diff story but idk

[Mac Gruber @mac_gruber]

@tomandmartys I had him in season long pga best ball last year and needed him to play down the stretch and he let me down so this really sticks out in my mind. I think he just doesnt give a shit. He had the exact same weak ass schedule last year i dont get it. Have to assume he doesnt care idk

[Mac Gruber @mac_gruber]

@hopebishop will UD be doing fedex cup playoff best ball for pga this season?

[Mac Gruber @mac_gruber]

@xRemarks @goodworkmb @BillAckman Make sure to zip up his pants when your done bud

[Mac Gruber @mac_gruber]

@mikemovies @ThatKevinSmith Thats my high school buddies mom in that scene. Awesome lady

[Mac Gruber @mac_gruber]

@RobBoltonGolf Makes a lot more sense now! I was wondering what played into that decision

[Mac Gruber @mac_gruber]

@Jason Might be the most embarrassing thing ive ever seen. You guys are the most self important losers on the planet jesus christ. This isnt about you and even if it was that would not be a flex.

[Mac Gruber @mac_gruber]

@CNviolations Anna Lake?

[Ziggy_Sobotka @Ziggys_Duck]

17 years ago today, #TheWire Season 5 Ep: 8 “Clarifications” premiered on HBO

“The suspect has trouble with lasting relationships and is possibly a high-functioning alcoholic” -FBI Profiler

[Mac Gruber @mac_gruber]

@Cobratate Sounds pretty gay

[Tandy @dantypo]

The best 2 minutes of the political internet came curtesy of @adamcarolla having none of Gavin’s B.S.

[Mac Gruber @mac_gruber]

One of the worst analogies ever made. Should definitely be fired and maybe put in jail for life? WTF is this shit. Try Joe Burrow for Gus Edwards maybe idk

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

An NFL equivalent: the Ravens trading Lamar Jackson+ to the Bengals in exchange for Joe Burrow+ — in the middle of the season.

[Mac Gruber @mac_gruber]

@BigLoaf_Fantasy If you are still doing these can you send for “scooterparry” thank you!!

[Mac Gruber @mac_gruber]

@d0wnsideofme I feel like every FG should just be 3 points. Maybe 4 points for 55+ or something but its honestly absurd that you get more points for a 50 yarder than a passing TD.

[Mac Gruber @mac_gruber]

@adamlevitan Adam this is great stuff as always. Can you go into detail on how 1st Rd byes factor into this? Would the Ravens and Bills and Eagles have higher total game upside because they are the most likely teams to be able to run the table while playing in the 1st Rd? Aka 4 game potential