Mac

Living to entertain myself

[Mac @mac_innac]

@tylerevansokay Cover girl = Millennial

[Mac @mac_innac]

@jimmyfallon I keep all of my leftovers, even if it's two bites. No one else is a fan

[Mac @mac_innac]

@gumgumerson @jimmyfallon I look at all employees in my vicinity and smile.

[Nina Turner @ninaturner]

Amazon workers have the right to a union.

RT if you agree ✊🏾✊🏻✊🏿✊🏽✊

[Mac @mac_innac]

Angry at my sister I decided to sharpie her drawers. Then I went to my other sisters room and planted the evidence. I then helpfully directed my mom to the evidence. Somehow, she didn't fall for it... I only knew how to write one thing and that was my name #IGotCaught

[Phil Jamesson @PhilJamesson]

in hell they just make you hang out with yourself from four years earlier

[Niki @NikiWithIssues]

Do we all have that one family member who thinks they were patient zero and had covid way before it showed up or it’s just my family that’s so advanced?

[Mac @mac_innac]

@zanzibarforever @pjayevans That was me, plot twist though, I never watch any of them

[Mac @mac_innac]

Anyone else ever climb on top of random tall objects as a preteen and sing thinking this was the ultimate form of expression?

[Mac @mac_innac]

I live for the future when all the people who suffered minimum wage jobs in the erea of "the customer is always right" become executives that promote respect on both sides of the counter.

[Mac @mac_innac]

I hate when I read read when I should have read read

[Mac @mac_innac]

Angry at my sister I decided to sharpie her drawers. Then I went to my other sisters room and planted the evidence. Mom was on the hunt for the culprit, I "found" the sharpie, somehow she still knew it was me... I only knew how to write one word, my name #igotcaught

[Mac @mac_innac]

A guest once called the hotel I was working at and asked how to get there. I told him a couple of options after pulling up the directions and then he demanded to know if he should turn left or right when leaving the parking lot that he was at... He demanded an answer

[Mac @mac_innac]

The constant need to look anywhere but at their eyes for an entire flight is a terrifying concept

[Mac @mac_innac]

@davidmackau The constant need to look anywhere but at their eyes for an entire flight is a terrifying concept

[Mac @mac_innac]

@HilariousTed What is this?? Is there a dog surfing show that I've been missing out on my whole life?

[Mac @mac_innac]

Guys, we are saying this thing is extra ordinary. That it is so normal that it's extra fucking normal

[Mac @mac_innac]

Does the word extraordinary upset anyone else? It means something out of the ordinary, strange, amazing, etc. But... extra-ordinary

[Mac @mac_innac]

CEO of a company called a lot more I'm going through the process