Damien

The Number You Have Dialed Is Not In Service G59

[Hyper 🌪️ @Hyperjack13]

USA is getting steroid and paid refs allegations in SOCCER.

[BlackMountain @DBlack_Mountain]

REALITY STILL EXISTS

[𝚃 @T_wontmiss]

leaving things unsaid because saying them won't change a thing.

[ᴘʀɪɴᴄᴇ @justprince]

the sooner you recognize that ICE is just a glorified human trafficking operation the better

[Eren 💋 @erenfromtargets]

the way hantavirus saw nobody giving af and just left

[Last B 🦋 ✨ @Ony1nyechi]

The fairer his skin got cos of vitiligo, the “blacker” his songs got.

[⋆ @lowkeyalbert]

that second wave of sleep after waking up too early the first time >>>>>

[Drebae @Drebae_]

Are we ready to admit we shoulda kept cable instead of paying for 10 different streaming apps? 😭😭 It’s gotten OUTTA HAND

[le.hl @0xleegenz]

Boss: "Who can train the new girl?"

The dude with a happy wife and 2 kids:

[𝐂𝐇𝐄𝐋𝐒.🧸🇫🇷🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @chelsznn]

Dear algorithm, show this to everyone who will achieve this no matter what.

[jon @jonxgenius]

Type of shit Cole wore on Martin.

[K @iiamkrshn]

Congratulations on working 40 hours! You are now free to dissociate for 2 days

[⚚Sage @belikesagee]

when you've had 3 hours of sleep and people keep asking questions at work

[jay🧸 @imyjayy]

sometimes i just zone out like this:

[✰ @juicenotthekid_]

Niggas used to use Sears & JC Penney as the front door to the mall.

[͏b͏l͏a͏n͏c @dqveed]

How it feels to type in ur email and password with a remote

[choppa 🛝 @choppaslide]

🗣️FATMAN SCOOP!! CROOKYLN CLAN!! TIMBALAND!!! TIMBALAND!!!

[☈€ᗰ☡€↳ 🥀⭒ @ohremzel]

adults seemed way more adultier when i was little

[V. ✨♥️♥️🕷️🐝 @HaangEmHiigh]

FATMAN SCOOP, CROOKLYN CLAAAAN

TIMBALAANNND

TIMBALAAAND

[Boochie is the Name @stoppfeenin]

It’s never a dull moment in Walmart 😭