Jolene

comin in hot

[Jolene @macandtease]

@CapitalOne @taylorswift13 Shimmer! ✨#TSxCapitalOne #Giveaway

[Jolene @macandtease]

@prius_envy_

[Jolene @macandtease]

@prius_envy_ Nooooo 😭😭😭😭

[Jolene @macandtease]

@OhhhDanii Exactly 😳☹️

[Jolene @macandtease]

@OhhhDanii No that’s for sure gorgeous but what if it frrrrrriiieddd your hair. You’d be so sad.

[Jolene @macandtease]

@OhhhDanii Think about how sad you were after you had gotten your hair done. It’s finally recovering from that and you wanna do some bleach?!

[Jolene @macandtease]

@OhhhDanii DONNNTTTTT

[Jocelyn J. Fitzgerald MD @jjfitzgeraldMD]

Baby boomers did a pretty good job teaching their millennial daughters that they could be anything they wanted to be and a pretty terrible job of preparing their sons for what that would mean for them as husbands and fathers

[Jolene @macandtease]

@Color_Me_Liz Exaccccttllyyy. You know you’re better off.

[Jolene @macandtease]

@Color_Me_Liz You knew when you posted that this was a no 🙄🙄🙄🙄

[Jolene @macandtease]

@Color_Me_Liz Oh my god 😂😂

[Jolene @macandtease]

Please take a moment to self-reflect today and make sure you’re not making your right-hand turns from the middle of the road. 🙃

[Jolene @macandtease]

@Color_Me_Liz Yay!!!

[Mike Scollins @mikescollins]

I don't wanna make a broad generalization but you have to admit it's at least *interesting* that everyone who likes Elon Musk is the biggest loser you've ever met.

[mike ginn @shutupmikeginn]

im going to start wearing blinders like a race horse. there’s too much nonsense in my peripheral vision and sometimes i get spooked

[Spoon & Tamago @Johnny_suputama]

It’s Halloween weekend and that means it’s time for everyone’s favorite Japanese festival Jimi Halloween, where people dress up in costumes so mundane they have to be explained. Let’s dive in 🧵

[sarah lugor! @sarahlugor]

i don’t wanna be a girlboss no more somebody please take care of me 😭😭

[The White House 46 Archived @WhiteHouse46]

The deadline to apply for student loan forgiveness under temporary changes to the Public Service Loan Forgiveness Program is October 31.

Check your eligibility at https://t.co/EA6BlglRy5.

[Jolene @macandtease]

@Color_Me_Liz Now for a hot dirty guy