Ame!

i geek out over music festivals, event planning, pro tennis, mash-ups and unexpected pop culture references.

[Ame! @macaronic]

Is there an ordering system for this dinosaur shoveling service? Because I don't even own a shovel. https://t.co/5snRV73PoN @embritches

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Oh, Squatty Potty: https://t.co/7oq1hgzTTG

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@callyrgf @aminatou @annfriedman Because without you I wouldn't have pre-existing #squattypotty knowledge: https://t.co/7oq1hgzTTG

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@embritches Reading books backwards? BOOM.

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@embritches Whatever, I'm getting cheese fries?

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@embritches Such a flawless transition.

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@vine @embritches Can't stop watching it...

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It appears Snap, Crackle and Pop had reverse puberty. Their more cultured, deep voiced counterparts: https://t.co/4VWjKe0XhX

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@embritches I'll let you know if I need to borrow your cat: https://t.co/1Bp6bhwtBv

[brando @buttzke]

Cats aren't as useless as everyone says. https://t.co/6ICQ9IBgBq

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"If there's anything that can bring together these peoples, it's hummus." https://t.co/etbrCBqiBm

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@embritches dying. https://t.co/sQNdTyAVQv

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How to handle feeling discouraged: consume content from @hhavrilesky @aminatou @annfriedman & Amy Poehler. Such a badass quartet of ladies.

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Dear sir, thank you for your inquiries, but we are not looking for a personal feelings & facial expressions dictator https://t.co/BrCeIAomye

[Emily Poe-Crawford @embritches]

MEN. STOP THIS. https://t.co/2XcCyRrzYB

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@embritches Brian with a Skoal habit = cause for concern, Brian sucking on some googly eyes = fun and entertaining habit.

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@aminatou @annfriedman I know you're on top of this: http://t.co/q0SYDzIHaS But our delight isn't real until it's on @callyrgf . @embritches

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@embritches I forgot about this and I'M SO HAPPY.

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Despite attempts to uninstall, it's clear that my internet browser will never not be in Portuguese. Hopefully I never esqueceu meu senha.

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HOW have we not found a event app that syncs a schedule on app & website, has filters and also works? It's been 4 years. You're killing me.

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Just here to occasionally butcher banana related quotes in an effort to fit them into a tweet.

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"Disconnect btw artificial banana & grocery variety is flavoring being based on now-unavailable Gros Michel banana" http://t.co/jSjc4VzcMh