@mattleeanderson Unnatural motions made in an effort to draw fouls should themselves be technical fouls. Very easy solution and from a league perspective easy to justify because those are against the spirit of the game.
Parenting 101: The moment you get mad, you lose.
Kids are just untrained neural networks operating on basic reinforcement learning. Yelling injects chaotic noise into their training data. Be neutral, adjust the reward function, and provide better examples.
@tcampbelltweets I never thought I'd be excited about someone peeing in a toilet but here I am cheering my heart out like it's game 7, giving high fives and all 🫠