Mac

your local lesbian

[boob dylan @BYUsupersoaker]

they should give one person on love island a gun but nobody knows who

[chUnc 🇪🇸🇧🇪🇺🇾🇮🇷 @chunktrunk2]

People scared to go to the movies alone when the vibe is literally this

[Buck @Buck36043Buck]

Do you wanna Come over and get Irritated with my Behavior

[cee @1ovesickkk]

threesome except its me you and the reassurance i wanted

[ຸ @omolxlu]

gonna start running tomorrow but I’m confused how it works… am I just supposed to literally take off running? that’s so embarrassing 😭

[ɴᴀᴅɪ.🎀༘ @luvblessingz]

The fact library cards are FREE and you can go pick up any book and learn anything for FREE meanwhile we have a literacy problem in America just makes no sense to me.

[miia @miiagarro]

"be yourself"

i tried and they put me on medication

[grace @gracefishlove]

Fool me once I kill myself on the spot

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

you could be havin the worst day of ur fuckin life and here comes ur fat ass cat begging for food again

[Cat 🖤 @KittyBombBee]

My vibrator died now I’m gonna have to use my gun

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

tony soprano summer (panic attacks, grilling sausages, making no progress in therapy, pool nap, repeating the same mistakes, ice cream sundae dinner)

[Democrats @TheDemocrats]

No one should go to jail for smoking weed.

[human @vladimirlesbian]

Hey does anybody know when I’ll stop feeling like a child pretending to be an adult

[Harry Sisson @harryjsisson]

@JDVance You just can’t ever do the right thing, huh? You refuse to condemn the obvious murder of an American citizen because you’re too loyal to Trump. It’s pathetic

[Jefé @TimmyAirbourne]

Monday, 5 Jan it starts. The Great Lock In Of 2026

[AYANNY @gaygirldiaries]

normalize BED-ROTTING on jan 1st for your nervous system.

[Brigette @Brigette912]

It never fails.

[trish @ultragloss]

i can’t prove it but spotify wrapped is lying

[FOX Sports: NFL @NFLonFOX]

Best record in the NFL 😤

The @Colts are 7-1!

[Indianapolis Colts @Colts]

7-1