Macey Neubauer

choose happy

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

u should be able to order a chocolate chip cookie medium rare

[Tyler Knowles @S_TKnowles]

some days i feel like muffin

[Debbie Ross @DRnaturegirl]

The Scottish gritter names are always worth a tweet, don’t you think? #Scotland

[Chrish @mistachrish]

what some of y’all bitches look like not getting the vaccine

[Armand Domalewski @ArmandDoma]

I am 32 years old and still deeply terrified that consuming anything from the hotel room minibar will bankrupt my entire family somehow

[Los Angeles Times @latimes]

While non-Olympic sports such as Football have been spared from budget cuts, popular and highly-televised Olympic sports including Track and Field and Swimming are being cut from colleges nationwide.

[tingting @cinnamonstlck]

gen z making fun of their parents for believing everything they see on facebook when they do the exact same shit just with different form of social media 😭

[𝘴𝘸𝘦𝘦𝘵𝘣𝘪𝘵𝘤𝘩 @AguillardTrevor]

my first dose meeting my second

[violin bug 🇵🇸 @violinbug]

people will say "oh i love the vaccine" and then only get it once or twice

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Maui. He’s the very first confirmed silver retriever. Experts believe his birthplace, near Mexico’s Peñasquito silver mine, could be a contributing factor to his unique coloring. Rare as h*ck. 14/10 would be an honor to pet

[yedoye @yedoye_]

every day I wake up and begin the 16 hour process of getting ready for bed

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Gen, the happiest corgi in the world. He’s been blessing us with his facial expressions for years, and it’s about time we honor his magnificence. 14/10 (IG: genthecorgi)

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

14/10

[Taylon Mendenhall @taylonpaige]

Like Trump or not, I hope everyone realizes that if the media has the power to completely censor the President of the United States, then all the information that we are fed through social platforms is exactly what they want us to believe.

[Macey Neubauer @macedawg_]

I can hear this tweet

[Rachel @femaleredhead]

yeah sex is cool but what about when you’re cutting wrapping paper and it goes ——— instead of ~~~~~