Machine Gun Lorraine Kelly

Och aye the fuck yoo

[Machine Gun Lorraine Kelly @macgunlorraine]

@portrayalof What are the stage times?

[Machine Gun Lorraine Kelly @macgunlorraine]

@NiohBerg @davidmdraiman No, for being so pro-genocide he signed fucking bombs! C*nt.

[Machine Gun Lorraine Kelly @macgunlorraine]

@PippaCrerar It SHOULD be a vote of confidence on McSweeney but, if the buck stops at Starmer for parroting his shite, then so be it. We need actual leadership, enough of advisers transmitting their ideology through an avatar.

[Machine Gun Lorraine Kelly @macgunlorraine]

Hate who?

[Laurence Fox @LozzaFox]

You cannot hate them enough.

[Machine Gun Lorraine Kelly @macgunlorraine]

@artdirectionk @Worldsource24 Is it ‘interesting’ or just an anti-cunt measure?

[Machine Gun Lorraine Kelly @macgunlorraine]

@DonaldJTrumpJr Here’s hoping, eh?. Got to say the furore over the previous two (well, *maybe* one) disappeared real quick. Why aren’t we wearing solidarity ear-bandages any more?

[Machine Gun Lorraine Kelly @macgunlorraine]

@elonmusk Just start raping everyone Elon, you’re our only hope.

Fucking die.

[Machine Gun Lorraine Kelly @macgunlorraine]

@NormanBrennan @Keir_Starmer You’re the dumbest of the dumbcunts.

[Machine Gun Lorraine Kelly @macgunlorraine]

@atensnut It’s the Land of the Free, right?

So what she does and what she’s wearing is literally none of your fucking business, fuckface.

[Drew @DMcIntyreWWE]

Still bored at work lol

[Machine Gun Lorraine Kelly @macgunlorraine]

@Arron_banks DEI? Get fucked. You’re from Cheshire.

What is it exactly about Diversity, Equality & Inclusion that winds you up? And why doesn’t Braverman herself qualify as a DEI hire?

[Machine Gun Lorraine Kelly @macgunlorraine]

@SandraFronsoe @karieann40 @trump_repost If that were true. How are there so many fucking nazis in positions of power?

[Machine Gun Lorraine Kelly @macgunlorraine]

@DennyStockton @Esqueer_ @elonmusk Ton of experience sucking duck, more like

[Machine Gun Lorraine Kelly @macgunlorraine]

@SenThomTillis @Kash_Patel Go fuck yourself, traitor

[Machine Gun Lorraine Kelly @macgunlorraine]

@camp32236823 @SenThomTillis @Kash_Patel Go fuck yourself

[Machine Gun Lorraine Kelly @macgunlorraine]

@jm___123 @gwarrior201 @TheRickWilson You are an absurd sycophant. Go blow Elmo.

[Machine Gun Lorraine Kelly @macgunlorraine]

Trump & the Sinkfucker can both suck my dick.

#LetsGoElmo

[Machine Gun Lorraine Kelly @macgunlorraine]

@WuTangFund @unusual_whales Aren’t you just a special kind of dickhead?

[Machine Gun Lorraine Kelly @macgunlorraine]

@anon_opin At what point will blokes grow up enough to disavow football?

[Machine Gun Lorraine Kelly @macgunlorraine]

@SenWarren @jonlis1 You could’ve just gone in for the kill and held him to account as soon as the Jan 6th dust settled but noooo.