MACH 2 Simulations

I Make games, break things, sometimes stream and carry some Ban Hammers.

[Loftia @loftiadev]

Loftia has become one of the top games on Steam today 🥹

This means so much to our team and we’re so grateful. We’re working hard on more updates, improvements and features so come!! 🎉💪

[Loftia @loftiadev]

LOFTIA IS OUT NOW! 🥳🎉

Your new life in our cozy MMO world starts today! Build a solarpunk home, embark on adventures with friends, and work together towards a brighter future.

We hope you enjoy Loftia just as much as we have loved building it 🌱💛

[MACH 2 Simulations @MACH2Simulation]

I feel ever so slightly attacked.
😂

[cafkafk @cafkafk]

being really good with computers is an absolutely incredible skill because it lets you make your own life unnecessarily complicated in ways normal people could never imagine

[Marcus Hutchins @MalwareTechBlog]

"It's crazy how there's so many major hacks all of a sudden"
- people who started paying attention to cybersecurity 3 weeks ago.

[AJ Stuyvenberg @astuyve]

The CVE Claxon is relentless and rests for no man

[The Hacker News @TheHackersNews]

🛑 A filename is enough to trigger OS command execution in Python's widely used Pillow image library.

CVE-2026-112900 abuses how Pillow passes EPS filenames to Ghostscript.

What you need to know ↓ https://t.co/WgsQv9TroW

[Hendrik @ginandstocks]

Falls ihr im Büro einem völlig übernächtigten Sysadmin begegnet: Sagt kurz Danke im Vorbeigehen. Nicht stehen bleiben. Nichts fragen. Einfach Danke.

[vx-underground @vxunderground]

> be me
> get on xibbler
> group of nerds do php exploit poc thingie
> make sassy repost
> nerd fight ensues
> forgot dont like nerd fights
> delete post
> get off xibbler
> eat sandwich
> get back on xibbler
> "i wonder if its calmed down"

infosec xibbler:

[AJ Stuyvenberg @astuyve]

we are now asking that everyone on-call tonight proactively join the incident call and leave it up overnight

we will sound the CVE claxon as 0-days drop

[⁵⁄₉ @fiveoutofnine]

So basically, today PHP got two critical bugs that let anyone run code on your server without even logging in, which is bad, and then the details leaked before the patch was even out, which is worse, and it works on WordPress and MediaWiki and Magento and Joomla and Laravel, and Censys says like 1.5 million servers are running a version with no fix, so the NSA was like "take your system offline," and the FBI was like "take your system offline," and CISA and the UK and CERT-EU were all like "take your system offline," and then the Prime Minister of Japan, the actual Prime Minister, posted at 5:55 in the morning telling 48.8 million people to take their system offline, so everyone took their system offline, like the Dutch cybersecurity agency took its own website offline, and the Dutch parliament went offline, and the Port of Rotterdam went offline, and Finland and France and Denmark started pulling government sites, and Wikipedia went down, and https://t.co/QlOXb3COq3 went down, and Asana and GOG and Something Awful went down, and the University of Vienna's webmail went down for some reason, and that's just PHP. Because GitLab also dropped a CVSS 10.0, which is the highest score they give out, for a bug that's been there since 2014, so that's every self-hosted GitLab for twelve years, and then LiteLLM 1.107.0 got hijacked and shipped a credential stealer and a remote access trojan in every single wheel and the Docker images, including latest, and you didn't even have to import it, just installing it was enough, and it's the second time this year, and then Railway paused every deployment on the entire platform because someone got into the environment variables, so now everyone has to rotate every secret they've ever stored there, and TiDB Cloud said someone was walking around inside with stolen credentials for basically a month and an extortion group says they took 10.6 terabytes, and Zeabur got breached for the second time in two months and is just shutting down, like the whole company, and Node.js patched remote code execution and a TLS bypass, and CISA says Plex is being actively exploited, and someone took over 300 Tor exit relays to steal SSH passwords, and SafePay ransomware has hit over 600 critical infrastructure orgs, and India's biggest bank filed a data loss incident, and Japan has been in an official state of emergency in cyberspace since October 9, which honestly explains the 5:55 AM post. Oh, and eMudhra, a certificate authority that's issued over 60 million certificates, whose entire job is proving websites are who they say they are, was supposed to be using private keys that are random numbers over a hundred digits long, and one of them was 4. Just 4. And the others were like 66 and 237. Anyway, it's Wednesday.

[4 of mallace @IceSolst]

I don’t understand? How

[maeve ~ @miaaowing]

👋 SO 🫵 YOU CAN FIX 🔧👨‍🔧 A BOARD 🛹 THEN YOU 🫵 CAN FIX 🔨 A BIKE 🚲 AND IF 💭🤔 YOU 🫵 CAN FIX 🔩 A BIKE 🚴‍♀️ THEN YOU 🫵 CAN FIX 🪛 A CAR 🚙 AND IF 🤨🤷‍♂️ YOU 🫵CAN FIX A CAR 🚗 THEN YOU 🫵 CAN LEARN 👨‍🏫 TO FIX 🧑‍🔧🔧 A LYNX MARK 8 HELICOPTER 🚁 A PACIFIC 🌊 24 SEA-BOAT ⛵️ A 4️⃣1/2 INCH 📏 NAVAL 🛳️ GUN 💣 A SAMPSON RADAR 📡 SYSTEM 🔋 OR A TYPE 4️⃣5️⃣ DESTROYER 💥 AND WHEN YOU 🫵 CAN FIX 🔨🔧 ALL THAT ‼️ YOULL 🤯🫵 BE A ROYAL 💂 NAVY ⚓️ ENGINEER👷

[Blair @vanillabun777]

“act your age” there’s ppl my age getting married and others arguing on roblox, wtf do i do

[MACH 2 Simulations @MACH2Simulation]

@Jademattel Were lucky to have you 💙

[Derek Pakora @DeathlyAcorn]

Something that surprises Americans about the UK is that it's actually illegal to sell books second hand. British publishing companies are marked with the Royal seal so you're not allowed to sell it on without permission. There's a few exceptions though.

[Count Binface @CountBinface]

Checkmate, Nige.