Clark Kent

[Wake Up Barstool @wakeupbarstool]

“Would you rather last year be Michigan or be Ohio State?” - @gregolsen88

“Oh last year I’d rather be Michigan.” - @stoolpresidente

“Good god.” - @bfw

[Clark Kent @machinegunhoran]

@NICKMERCS @mygamesir @TophRock

[Nickmercs @NICKMERCS]

HUGE DAY LOCK IN 🔒

We’re linkin’ up with GameSir to give away 20 of their best controllers today and a HUNDRED later this month 🤯

Doin’ em here & on stream all day so like/RT/follow @mygamesir & we’ll get it poppin’ 🔥

https://t.co/WCvhS2klcg
https://t.co/Etk8WeGBLI | #MFAM

[Clark Kent @machinegunhoran]

@BabzOnTheMic Yes officer, it was that man over there

[Clark Kent @machinegunhoran]

@claudiag0292 Braddy a baddie for sure for sure

[Matthew Judon @man_dammn]

This tweet counts double #ProBowlVote @man_dammn Retweet please

[Matthew Judon @man_dammn]

Y’all help send me to the #ProBowlVote @man_dammn every retweet equals one vote. And if I go we’ll find out who ripped my own red shirt.🕵🏾🕵🏾

[Friendly Neighborhood Comrade @SpiritofLenin]

thinking about this tweet again.

[Clark Kent @machinegunhoran]

Found 50 bucks an old mask and my missing sunglasses in my peacoat this morning, worth cleaning ice off my car

[frank bullitt @the_blueprint]

someday we're gonna look at social media the way we look at asbestos now

[Clark Kent @machinegunhoran]

Just got in the shower with my socks on, let's have a day

[Peter Frase @pefrase]

The circle of cop life

[Clark Kent @machinegunhoran]

I came in early for the first time in my life and now some random lady is yelling at me cuz she thinks I work for FedEx. I'm to old for this shit

[Neezy, Esq. @Knickolas_]

The CIA dropped them milk crates off in the hood

[Clark Kent @machinegunhoran]

If I'm being honest I could use another 12 months of pandemic now, people expecting me to leave my house more then once a week is a bit much

[Read Jackson Rising @JPHilllllll]

The great thing about this meme is that it’ll be relevant every summer

[Clark Kent @machinegunhoran]

@bertkreischer @HamillHimself @Legendary This brings me too much joy