Certified Dilf

idk I just work here

[Certified Dilf @machinegunteddy]

@pixleegf Pull up

[samira @jadoreSam]

A freak that wants to gym together

[Certified Dilf @machinegunteddy]

@iiyn9 “It’s far” basically or it will take a long time

[Certified Dilf @machinegunteddy]

@muheediva01 Rice and beef bowls 💪🏼

[Certified Dilf @machinegunteddy]

@baniyah_ I Only do it at big festivals (3 times a year) 😔technically still a bad bitch

[Certified Dilf @machinegunteddy]

@LoganPaul Also test, I’m gonna add either anavar or possibly tren? Hgh there’s so many possibilities here

[Certified Dilf @machinegunteddy]

@_6signxxx I fuck with it but if ima wear a cape it’s gonna be a batman cape

[Raq @raqisright]

“All men do is lie” ok well have you ever been in a fat women’s comment section?

[Certified Dilf @machinegunteddy]

@c0ck_l3snar I feel you. I like to have sex with my timberland boots on

[Certified Dilf @machinegunteddy]

@sinnthiuh_ Chilaquiles with asada and a sunny side up egg on top with salsa roja

[Wow, He’s Tsonga! @_aboihasnoname]

I’m not saying MEN shouldn't provide, but make sure you provide for a "thank you so much” woman and not an "as you should" woman.

[jezz @JezziiB]

HOT TAKE: PEOPLE WHO FEEL HOT SHOULD DECIDE THE TEMPERATURE OF A ROOM. PEOPLE WHO FEEL COLD SHOULD WEAR A SWEATER.

[Certified Dilf @machinegunteddy]

@SoururYalda Jeans

[Certified Dilf @machinegunteddy]

@Eaazy___ Jokes on you I been shaved my head and I fucks with it #mrworldwide

[Lazzyyyyyy @em_Lazzy]

Gas prices are at crazy levels-fire TRUMP!!

[Certified Dilf @machinegunteddy]

What if I have a fat ass?

[im not real @ithinkineverwas]

if ur a fatass man i dont think u should be picky when it comes to women

[Alexis Kierra 🩶 @Lexii__G]

Men NEED WOMEN & WOMEN NEED MEN STOP THE WEIRD SHT

[Certified Dilf @machinegunteddy]

@_babygirlabby Gotta see if you really interested not just playing. Society is fucked nowadays with OF having lame ass dudes sending women money for nothing and them expecting it / using men for opportunities instead of love itself
( I know not all men / women do but as a generalization )

[Certified Dilf @machinegunteddy]

@SouthDallasFood You wait for it to cool down it only takes like a min or 2 🙃