Jeff “The Machine” Hawkins

Aggie football, I-formation enthusiast.

[Michael Ritter @MikeSteveRitter]

Trump calling Gianni Infantino

[Chanluh 🪐 @chxnluh]

How I reacted to the Balogun news (I’ve cared about this sport for 4 weeks)

[Hater Report @HaterReport]

The Spurs have the ball down 98-88

• Refs miss a goaltending call
• Ball goes off Chet’s foot
• They ignore the coach’s challenge request
• SGA gets free throws
• Mitch Johnson is hit with a tech
• Lu Dort and Tony Brothers laughing on the sideline

Us fans deserve better than this smh

[Jeff “The Machine” Hawkins @machinehawkin]

@Hayesfawcett3 @TransferPortal @on3 CAM COLEMAN YOU ARE A FIGHTIN TEXAS AGGIE

[Jeff “The Machine” Hawkins @machinehawkin]

Wearing a matching set to coach playoff football is fucking ridiculous. Get it together Deboer and venables

[Coach Mike Elko @CoachMikeElko]

Walk in yo trap…@AggieVolleyball Welcome to the Final Four!!! #GigEm

[Jeff “The Machine” Hawkins @machinehawkin]

Fernando Mendoza is such a good kid man. He deserves every bit of that trophy #HeisMendoza

[Tony Roundtree @Tonywithyy]

Mentally i’m here

[College Football Zone @CollegeFBonX]

SEC teams getting ready for the playoffs

[Mads @europemaxxed]

Me as a kid watching Cars for the first time

[Calvin Applebottom II @_MaroonKoolAid]

How life feels as a Texas A&M fan right now

[Jeff “The Machine” Hawkins @machinehawkin]

JERRY JONES WHAT ARE YOU DOING

[Jeff “The Machine” Hawkins @machinehawkin]

Every day I mourn the CBS theme song.

[Jeff “The Machine” Hawkins @machinehawkin]

Told myself I was done with cigs, drunk ones especially. Thought I was doing good, turns out I just haven’t been drunk in a while

[Jeff “The Machine” Hawkins @machinehawkin]

@socialimmedia Literally fuck your own face

[Jeff “The Machine” Hawkins @machinehawkin]

@DrBagPhD I find peace knowing that they’ll subject themselves to mid tier pledgeship and have to learn how to iron. Then again, you never know these days

[Intelschizo @Schizointel]

Iran should count its blessings that we sent the B2 and not the B3 cuz then we would be raising hell and praising Dale and I don't think Iran is ready for that smoke.

[Jeff “The Machine” Hawkins @machinehawkin]

Hearne Texas. What was once something good will now be a complete flop. I’ll be at the chicken if you need me

[Jeff “The Machine” Hawkins @machinehawkin]

Chilifest 24 ah lineup man cmon

[Jeff “The Machine” Hawkins @machinehawkin]

Why the hell does live at the station suck now. What happened to ZB, flatland, and treaty oak. For like 90 fucking dollars