No one

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Politicians Explain Why They Oppose Gender-Affirming Care https://t.co/ELLIW3AvQD

[More Perfect Union @MorePerfectUS]

The members of Trinity Moravian Church in North Carolina purchased nearly $3.3 million of local residents’ medical debt for just $15,048.

Then, they held a debt jubilee ceremony and burned up the debt, canceling it all.

[The Onion @TheOnion]

‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens https://t.co/yZJFd1RxbO

[Qasim Rashid, Esq. @QasimRashid]

The doors were locked.

The teachers were armed.

TN expanded firearm access.

The police arrived in minutes.

Covenant school had everything that MAGA GOP assured us prevents & stops mass shootings. And 3 babies & 3 adults were murdered in seconds.😳

IT’S—THE—GUNS
#GunReformNow

[Starbucks Workers United @SBWorkersUnited]

No one “earns” a billion dollars.

[Read Jackson Rising @JPHilllllll]

Imagine if this theft of thousands and thousands of dollars from hundreds of people was covered like one person stealing $50 bucks worth of stuff from a Walgreens

[No one @machomustache]

@Bigc26127533 @daustinsanders Cops don’t answer 911 calls. Not anywhere but the smallest rural towns and even then not normally.

[Jessie Singer @JessieSingerNYC]

IF WE ENDED CHILD LABOR BECAUSE CHILDREN WERE MORE LIKELY TO BE INJURED AT WORK, AND THEN A CHILD WAS INJURED BECAUSE WE REINTRODUCED CHILD LABOR, THEN IT IS NOT AN ACCIDENT IT IS A POLICY DECISION

[More Perfect Union @MorePerfectUS]

BREAKING: Michigan Governor Gretchen Whitmer just signed a repeal of the state’s “Right to Work” bill in to law.

This is the first repeal of the anti-union and anti-worker legislation anywhere in the U.S. in 60 years. It’s a huge victory for working people.

[Mike Hudema @MikeHudema]

This video of an octopus changing colors in her sleep might be an indication she's dreaming.

Nature is amazing. Let's protect her in all her forms.

#ActOnClimate #climate #biodiversity #rewilding #protectTheOceans

[Fifty Shades of Whey @davenewworld_2]

They will literally wrap the planet in a giant mirror before they hold fossil fuel execs accountable. From the creators of paper straw, we give you sun reflector!

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

A positive story for once — mass shooters are committing so many killing sprees that print media can “bundle” their reportage. This saves paper and is good for our forests. #thesunnysideoflife

[Vinny Thomas @vinn_ayy]

exactly. If I don’t know if you’re a woman, how will I know when to say “aooga aooga” while my enormous cartoon tongue rolls out???

[James Rambin @jamesrambin]

traffic calming infrastructure is how real cities respond to illegal drag racing and it’s usually prompted by public demand, but the people on here with a theory of municipal government that begins and ends with giving more money to the police are pretending that’s crazy lib talk

[Gritty is the Way @Gritty20202]

this was posted as a feel-good story, but being forced to crowdsource retirement is a damning indictment of capitalism

[More Perfect Union @MorePerfectUS]

A subcommittee in the Iowa Statehouse has advanced the bill to allow 14 to 17-year-olds to work in mining, demolition, operating guillotine shears, and other dangerous jobs. There's no provision in the business-backed bill to hold employers liable if kids are injured or killed.

[Eugene V. Debs @DebsEbooks]

They tell you that socialism would destroy your individuality. That would be miraculous — that would be a miracle! Because you have none. No man has any individuality who has got to beg for permission to live