👽 spaci kaci 🛸

ig: maci_koats | tumblr: moats-and-hoes | ♤♡◇♧ • making it awkward since '91

[👽 spaci kaci 🛸 @maci_koats]

Matt, drunk, telling his single friends to find their Kaci 😍😍😍

[👽 spaci kaci 🛸 @maci_koats]

also hi I’m supposed to be getting married right now so 😔

[👽 spaci kaci 🛸 @maci_koats]

didn’t even make it through the first episode of tiger king without crying uncontrollably. 🤙🏻

[devon sawa @DevonESawa]

They should start a third party and call it Normal People.

[Lexi LaFleur Brown @lexilafleur]

My 2 yo daughter watched the Super Bowl halftime show. She’s now a stripper and selling pictures of her feet online. She’s supporting the entire family and we’ve never been more proud.

[👽 spaci kaci 🛸 @maci_koats]

took me 20 minutes to get this body shaper on and now my arms are so freaking sore. dunno if imma be able to take it back off. too many clasps.

[👽 spaci kaci 🛸 @maci_koats]

but hey I’ve been binging ANTM so, yeah, priorities.

[samantha @milkygoddess]

if i had a waist and wasn’t shaped like a juul i would take over the world

[👽 spaci kaci 🛸 @maci_koats]

just ordered fresh makeup for the wedding 😍
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didn’t get the invitations sent by the 31st cuz my procrastinating ass forgot about stamps. 🙄

[ₜₐₙₙₑᵣ @ar_cay_an]

woke up still 5'6" this morning we'll try again tomorrow ✊😔

[halsey @halsey]

🖤🖤🖤🖤

[emily @emjayscholesx]

i want a makeup brand in 2020 to recreate this packaging but with the high quality adult version of makeup please 🥺

[Dr. Hunter S. Thompson @GonzoVice]

The fucking years flip by like pages off a cheap calendar.

[👽 spaci kaci 🛸 @maci_koats]

hi my crippling anxiety has made me unable to function at social events (ie; the company Christmas party) without Matt or my friends there with me.

[👽 spaci kaci 🛸 @maci_koats]

I hope everyone in the bar area of chili’s is enjoying our Star Wars fan theory talk. #datenight

[ALISON WONDERLAND @awonderland]

honestly anyone who hates on baby Yoda memes can suck my d

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

i think. if you decide to hold me. you shouldn’t ever be allowed to stop

[👽 spaci kaci 🛸 @maci_koats]

one of the head bosses told me I was a good woman today and high fived me. soI guess I’m an official adult now?

[Jurnee @jurneevargas]

Today’s big phat mood:

[devon sawa @DevonESawa]

Many of you didn’t know but this pocket on my jeans is where I keep all the fucks I give.

[👽 spaci kaci 🛸 @maci_koats]

I don’t always click the sound on my phone but when I do it’s on full volume at 3am, right by a very asleep Matt 😂😬