a r a

[mhk @soopsoopdodo]

when u realise u were fucking annoying in front of a group of people

[s44nti @s44nti]

cuando estornudas y nadie te dice salud

[suri @suricidal]

the fact that spongebob’s chinese name directly translates to sponge baby omg i just got emotional

[. @playboicurrryy]

"I wonder what could go with my coffee.."

a lightly powdered pastry:

[Aren @Purrppyh]

cómo actuo luego de decir que me quiero matar

[a r a @macieltapp]

Si mi panza fuera carretera mi ombligo seria un bache

[Bigsouptaco @bigsouptaco]

Hows life right now

[normie 𓆏🦔 @KellytoyDK]

how it feels when my package has arrived and I have nothing to anticipate anymore

[computer @computer1010101]

are there any jobs for people who are unreliable, take everything too personally, not very skilled at anything and too tired to function

[tequila baggins @miamibrando]

Tried “if they wanted to they would” gimmick and nobody’s texted me in three weeks

[pistola @keymayers]

lo que ustedes sienten cuando hacen match en tinder con alguien y ya se imaginan casados es lo que me pasa cuando aplico a un laburo y empiezo a delirar en cómo sería la vida si cobrara un millón de pesos al mes

[Dom Technostate ☭ @DomTechnostate]

Is there like a secret second Indeed where you guys are finding all these office jobs that pay a fuck ton of money

[gnorp @gnorpe]

how it fucking feels

[Niv @chikanlegpiece]

you know you can change your fav childhood players once you find out they’re rapists right ?

[ruhz @pedricarus]

AND @Cristiano YOU WILL NEVER TOUCH THAT TROPHY EVER AGAIN YOU RAPIST CUNT

[miya @miyarah_]

como me siento cuando alguien me felicita por algo que pensé que nadie lo notaría

[cabrolina @c444ro]

la primera se quedó en reparto en cuautitlán izcalli

[Budín fantasía de limón @Budin_chigurh]

Esta es la familia que destruiste Beliingham