Fiona MacIntyre

[Baaulp @Baaulp]

closest you're going to get to seeing how dark ages peasants acted

[Anubis @eduantao]

Como me sinto quando estou assistindo a um filme romântico e os protagonistas não ficam juntos porque a lição é aprender a deixar ir

[goma @soigomaa]

Days without a billionaire saying something purely evil: 0

[Christopher Hale @ChristopherHale]

When threatened, the pope can spray holy venom up to fifteen feet.

[Joshwelt @weltszzn]

Ideally life should feel like Animal Crossing. You’re hanging out. Going to the beach. Eating fresh fruit. You are a little in a hole financially but it’s fine

[sophie @seigfrieder]

Work friend that I want to turn into my real life friend texted me first

[🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @muxsin2003]

Cats talking about “Ted Lasso”, real niggas know him from Merlin

[Ayomide 🧢 @Haryormdey4u]

pov: you just started a new job and everyone’s using acronyms you haven’t learned yet

[ruhan @ruhan_q]

how did my dad work for 4 decades man I've done 3 years and I want to kms

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Me at work pretending to be nice

[miia @miiagarro]

can't believe it's almost may. time flies when you work every day of your fucking life

[pris @pwiscila]

Being looked up on LinkedIn

[Mads @europemaxxed]

When a client emails me at 9:45am but I leave soon at 5pm

[Lissa♥️♥️ @lizzkelly7]

The fake urgency created in corporate life for absolutely no reason is one of the worst things humans have invented.

[S.🎧 @1ssve]

When you write a work email so good that you go into Sent and admire your work:

[Work Retire Die @WorkRetireDie]

Make sure I update the project tracker so my broader team is up to date on deliverable timelines across the org

[Janty @CFC_Janty]

This is one of the best tweets of all time.

[victoria ♀️ @fatfabfeminist]

if I see one more of these cut up pictures i’m gonna lose it

[WaheyStar Royco @BuckinghamAlice]

Victoria at Brooklyn’s wedding

[autist @litteralyme0]

Me when I know that I can't snooze my alarm any longer and have to find the courage to leave my warm bed to get ready for work