McKinley

I'm a quivering collection of the worst and least helpful emotions :)

[Nat ★ @offcomodicen]

Procedimientos estéticos que me haría:

1.- Eutanasia
2.- Coma inducido
3.- Lobotomia

[essie @essieloll]

my left boob is bigger than my right due to political reasons

[mraes⁴⁴ @sophiamraes]

desculpa a demora pra responder é que aqui no vale da sombra da morte nao pega sinal

[itsD3lay🐧 @itsD3lay]

-estás nervioso?
-no, por?
mis manos:

[✰ @SoftButToxic]

"Men are providers" yeah of mental illness

[bria celest @55mmbae]

Arya Stark:

[Falilat @Kamalfalilat]

Half the budget went into The Rogue Prince hair and honestly, it’s money well spent.

[ايو 📚🪄 @ayyyooo0305]

that's literally what she said lmao

[Frases Barbie @barbie_context]

Cuando ya voy por mi tercera risa falsa y me siguen hablando

[pinkie @pinkamaniaa]

just got my disassociates degree

[C$$ @CynSaiditX]

How to apologize to me:

[valfe ྀིྀིྀིྀིྀི the harlot @valyriatte]

What’s the point being the hand of the king if you don’t jerk him off

[AKT @Aloo_Ki_Tikki]

Me listening to conversation that is none of my business

[💭 @daemontthinker]

everyone's saying it and they ain't wrong

[. @Carlosgramosc]

“nadie quiere estar encerrado en casa todo el día”

yo todo el día acostado y feliz:

[Gracee💕💜 @graceis_cute]

"what are your plans this weekend?"
me: