mackenzie perger

turn that frizown upside diziti

[justin @farringt0n]

"it doesnt feel like christmas" bro when was the last time you felt anything

[Matt Bellassai @MattBellassai]

bakers.............. you are haff way froo

[Matt Bellassai @MattBellassai]

the great british bake off producers had 10 years to learn how to temperature control a tent and they said “no ❤️”

[Bob's Burgers @BobsBurgersFOX]

LET'S CELEBRATE! 🍔

The 2️⃣0️⃣0️⃣th episode is on tonight at 9/8c on @AnimationOnFOX. #BobsBurgers200

[Greta Thunberg @GretaThunberg]

To be fair, I don't have any "views on climate change" either. Just like I don't have any "views" on gravity, the fact that the earth is round, photosynthesis nor evolution...
But understanding and knowing their existence really makes life in the 21st century so much easier.

[Elizabeth Banks ❄️ @ElizabethBanks]

I hope Mike Pence smiles enough, is likable, and doesn’t comes across as angry at the #VPDebate. Also, OMG, like, what’s he gonna be wearing?

[Charlotte Clymer 🇺🇦 @cmclymer]

I don't want to ever hear again for as long as I live that women are too emotional to lead.

#Debates2020

[Clare Malone @ClareMalone]

Chris Wallace now feels the pain of women in meetings.

[Van Jones @VanJones68]

There are young people in this country, and THIS is the only America they know. They are SCARED.

This is not a normal night. And this cannot BECOME a normal night.

#PresidentialDebate #Election2020 #VOTE

[Clint Smith @ClintSmithIII]

I just want better for us than this.

[Raquel Willis @Raquel__Willis]

American Horror Story: America

[caroline doyle @cd0yl3]

turns out three men talking at the same time is my least favorite sound

[Matt Bellassai @MattBellassai]

if you’re missing the debate, you can recreate it on your own by putting a fork and a fistful of rocks in the garbage disposal

[Jon @ArfMeasures]

Her: I actually think Ratatouille is a boring movie

Me *shakes head at waiter bringing the engagement ring*

[ab d. roger @aliabdi]

nobody:

julius ceasar on march 15 44 BC:

[✬ @TeeAirRa_]

Being positive all the time isn’t realistic. Just be real. It’s okay to experience all spectrum of emotions.

[vivian⁷ @viviantr5n]

it took me 14 minutes to sign all 44 petitions in this thread. i KNOW y’all have 14 minutes to spare so do the bare minimum and sign some petitions.

[mags @maggie_redpath]

Imagine being a predator, racist, and blissfully sexist and claiming you represent Christianity

[Dylan Marron @dylanmarron]

This man started an account where he tweets exactly what the president tweets. He just got suspended.