Mackenzie BLM Kasbaum

situations getting fishy and I don’t eat anchovies 🤨 she/her

[Mackenzie BLM Kasbaum @mackbaum]

Don't be a CANTeloupe. Be a CAN(t)eloupe!!!!

[Mackenzie BLM Kasbaum @mackbaum]

@grovymango I pet an elephant once. Felt like a basketball.

[jake @wormpuller]

I never fucked Hall I never fucked Oates

[tre @losingmytop]

I hate when you can tell that the woman in the DoorDash couple be getting beat on

[sera @seraphicxc]

He is looking so cute

[Loosey LaDuca @LooseyLaDuca]

Has anyone stopped to think that maybe Mitch McConnell is filming drag race?

[Debbie Downer @ANGELBABYBITTY]

Shave ur big toe bitch we’re going to circle k

[Witch @witchwounds]

i be profen

[noah @capsboybebop]

remember the super bowl where mr peanut fucking died

[Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred]

Fucked that there are a million songs about love but only one about working at the car wash

[Rajat Suresh @rajat_suresh]

Grinch: I would like to buy a dog

Pet store employee: ok are you a guy?

Grinch: No. I am some sort of gorilla

Pet store employee: That is fine.

Grinch: A green gorilla

Employee: Doesn’t matter

[໊ @xpwrld]

yeah sex is cool but what about when you’re cutting wrapping paper and it goes ——— instead of ~~~~~

[ShaneSaw M̷a̷s̷s̷a̷c̷r̷e̷ @FinalDude78]

OH LAWD HE COMIN

[Mackenzie BLM Kasbaum @mackbaum]

Heart shaped fried pickle @ Texas Roadhouse. Going to sell this bih on eBay and make BANK a la the Cheetoh Jesus craze of 2009

[Mackenzie BLM Kasbaum @mackbaum]

The hamstrings are the triceps of the leg 🤔

[helen @helen]

If i eated soap. I dont eat it because i did. No i didnt ❤️

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

i wish i could shazam a perfume.

[Mackenzie BLM Kasbaum @mackbaum]

@buffys The trix split/2 part yogurt

[Mackenzie BLM Kasbaum @mackbaum]

@TheDRPolls @WorldOfWonder Onya, Lexi, Sam Starr