George Carlin on abortion in 1996. Sadly, this is still relevant today. Carlin could rise from the dead tomorrow, do this exact same bit and it would make perfect sense.
There are roughly 40 million kangaroos worldwide and there are 8 million people in Ohio so if there was an instance that kangaroos invaded Ohio each individual would have to fight off a minimum of 5 kangaroos and idk if we could do it