macko 😘✌🏻

I am so scared rn.

[Seton Hall Student @sacketology]

Jar Jar Binks calling someone a bitch

[TSA @TSA]

If you’re visiting for a very large sporting event & you happen to discover RANCH while you’re here… pls pack it in your CHECKED BAG on the way home.

Thank you.

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

@BigFish3000 Nice try. I took the Amtrak home.

We tried to pay TSA almost a dozen times and Republicans said no every time. Then the GOP Speaker closed session last night and sent everyone home.

Please Google what party is in charge of Congress right now. The answer may surprise you!

[Big Choctaw @Derekalexander_]

sorry i didn't text back i got writer's block

[MatScouts @MatScouts1]

Penn State becomes second team to ever plane ten All Americans (2001 Minnesota)

[🦅 @ilovewikipedia]

ever since i was a small child i knew i wanted to be indoors on the computer

[Alex ⚡️ @TheUSAProjects]

“Now sign Daniel Jones to an extension and let Saquon Barkley walk”

[Jack Mac @JackMac]

Penn State fans go through a hell only few have experienced.

[kaylie @thjoyluckclub]

it’s a femininjohnmenon

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

ever since I was a little girl I knew I loved to be right

[tatyana ;) @tatbaee]

man of the house (firstborn daughter)

[Micah Parsons @MicahhParsons11]

Reminder that Penn state wrestling is the best dynasty we have ever seen,No matter the sport ! @pennstateWREST

[كود خصم نون (333N) مستر مندوب (B24Y)ترينديول (TYA) @lucyyburnss]

Hello, I’m verified now and I’m not sure how this happened. Feel like it’s my god given right to start tweeting.

[gill @contactabrother]

no babe i think it’s awesome that ur alarm wakes everyone up ecvept u

[Why you should have a cat @ShouldHaveCat]

cat in crocs

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

Casey DeSantis is married to a man who wants to decide which books children can read, which history and math they can learn, which words they can say, which gender they are and which bathroom they can use. A man that has made it legal to carry a firearm without a permit or training while making it illegal for minors to receive gender affirming medical care.

So yes, when you come after our kids, we fight back.
We have never been silent.
We will never BE silent.
We are united.
Against DeSantis.

And that is why her hateful husband will never, ever, EVER become President.

[Sara K. Runnels @omgskr]

I’m not gullible enough to be lured into a cult but I am nosy enough

[James Franklin @coachjfranklin]

Love watching these two live out their dreams from Penn State to the @NFL with the @Patriots!

#WeAre #MadeInHappyValley

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

something america actually gets right is our commitment to air conditioning and ice cubes in drinks. like yeah healthcare would be nice but my god, room temperature water is an abomination