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[Old Man Rattle @oldrattle_]

hitting my vape so hard it starts flinching when it sees me

[Mr. Biscuit @Personhavingfun]

When someone doesnt text me back in 5 seconds i assume they found out. Found out about what exactly? Im not even sure myself

[Senerski @Orchestral_Hit]

blind gynecologist be like who's pussy is this

[Winnie @winnie987214]

I understand both sides of the conflict...

[shill @TakeAShilllPill]

Damn this is lowkey a good point

[outer skanks @skanks17]

Slammed behind the bar earlier and someone ordered a skinny/sugar free green tea shot and his girlfriend asked if he was retarded which I greatly appreciated because I’m not allowed to say that to customers anymore.

[Paully B @boringbuildr]

Me at the red light while the homeless guy stares in my window

[Sydney Battle @SydneyBattle]

the witch at spirit halloween waiting for me to step on her mat

[wetro boomin @wetroboominww]

Work hours so cooked Apple Maps thinks I live at work and work at my apartment

[pink slime princess @bettyjaws]

i'm a former child u sick fuck

[toad @thelifeoftoad]

not gonna kill the bug in my sink but not gonna save it either. he needs to find his own way out. we both do

[/ᐠ｡‸｡ᐟ\ @pochaccobebi]

cigarette yoga

[Dr. Bооb @freezingflesh]

something bad happened to me and now I’m weird

[bert @airpippens]

when they started opening the fridge i lost it

[Megi @reaIsnowhite]

Not eating all day and then taking it out on your loved ones #power

[H @IfeanyiEmm34386]

When I say no to something I actually wanted because I was mad

[via ⌖ @wombofdeath]

blocked and unfollowed unsucked and unswallowed

[esevene ꙮ_ꙮ @lost_e7e]

i never considered dating a box design

[h2gkmo ꕤ saw ari closing night! @moonlightbae_by]

im never deleating tiktok

[blehh @pupzypup]

bird 1: are we safe?
bird 2: yeah he only has one stone