Makenzie

be something you love & understand

[Striggity @35mmPapi]

Ugh. The joke is so easy to make that it wouldn’t even be rewarding. https://t.co/9kmKZ4vUJJ

[derek.eth @ProdigyNelson]

sex is intimate and sacred. your body is a temple and you should only share it with people who believe in global warming

[Gabe Schultz @gaby_baby6]

Everybody's out here trying to get married and I'm just like.. "I'm 23...."

[Makenzie @mackermann4]

@pattyhynd I just quit cuz I start law school next week but I worked there since nov

[Makenzie @mackermann4]

@pattyhynd Bearnos in Floyds knobs needs peeps!

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

it. is raining. the outside. is wet. i will. hold it. until the sun shines. across these lands. once more

[Goat Whisperer @Cant_Turn_Left]

Finally y'all finally get something right about us https://t.co/eI5SbdExNU

[Makenzie @mackermann4]

watching the news "last week was a victory for the administration bc they got the president to tweet less" im so embarrassed for our country

[Alex Wvtson @AlexLDW]

Trying to strategically plan your next bite of burrito to avoid extreme rice fallout/tortilla unraveling https://t.co/wHM3LMBgNl

[maddy furdek @furdaline]

if you're only in school to be a Lulu wearing mom drivin a range rover drinking margs plz drop out my classes are full & ur taking up space

[Makenzie @mackermann4]

@HaagSwagg Lmao well this bish was w her 400 lb bf who kept bragging to me that he can drink 2 half gals in one sitting. I have never felt more uncomf