Mackin Carroll

Lunchtime Forever.

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@ScottAukerman @PFTompkins @ComedyBangBang You must record singing the numbers for the Best Of's! This is your warning!!

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@PostalService I covered Give Up in its entirety, my first and forever favorite album. Would mean the world if you gave it a listen~

https://t.co/96a2i4l9VP

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The electric chair for fish is a regular chair

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So if SCOTUS gets to do mulligans on shit maybe we should get mulligans on like who is on the weird druid death council and for how long

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I experience all five stages of grief every time I go pee :)

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Dang teaching gets a really bad rap in the sayings department like no other profession.
"You know what they say - if you suck shit, sell insurance!"

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@saramulford1 hehehehe

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It's actually incredibly cute and vulnerable that our bluetooth devices take a moment to pair with our phones and stuff~

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Sign up for my dang MAILING LIST ya heathens~
(I also give you free song if you do)
https://t.co/UZrg2QO6Pt

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Feel like not calling the toilet “the poop chair” was a big missed opportunity.

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I gotta assume that the main reason most people become libertarians is because after they read The Fountainhead they're like, "Dang. All that time reading that big ol' book can't have been for nothing. Better make this my whole shit."

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We just don’t talk about the alphabet song enough.

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Just remembered that at age 19 I ordered business cards for myself that said "songwriter and bassist" on them. I paid easily over $100.

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Omg I'm so excited to tell my kids I lived through the McConaissance <3

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Chicken and waffles...shrimp cookie??

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Are all podcast hosts my husbands and ex husbands??

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Not sure if I’m impressed or disappointed with how quickly I’ve been able to drop my germaphobic tendencies since getting vaxxed~

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If only my car ran on pee, then Big Drive would have nothing on me~

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@mikiebarb @nytimes why not have trans reporters report on trans issues?

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@alex_pachino I’m rocking mine all day with sweatpants downstairs