mack

We will all laugh at gilded butterflies

[Alex 🇯🇲🇧🇧🇺🇸 @TheRealAF_28]

Yea this is smooth af

[PYPER🍒 @pyperxox]

Nobody:

Me:”Can you crack my back”

[chase @_chase_____]

running an errand after the sun has gone down………….that’s a quest

[prophet @prophet_sound]

We live in a time where intelligent people are being silenced so that stupid people won’t be offended.

[uhh @notyulie]

when i pull up to mcdonald’s before 10:30 am

[Mook @madelyn_streit]

nothing pisses me off more then when i run out of dice on monopoly

[Mook @madelyn_streit]

ken goes “little bunny hop hop hop… bro i have fucking ms rachel stuck in my head”

[Chris @citehchris]

can i come over and turn the subtitles on

[mack @macknzapple_]

@veronica0vaughn i felt this in my soul

[V🦋 @veronica0vaughn]

I wish I was socially and fashionably acceptable to wear sunglasses on your head as an accessory BUT also wear sunglasses as needed bc ur blue eyed and blinded by the sun lmfao ok bye

[jess 🏒 @bellysinfinite]

WE’RE GOING TO A WEDDING

[mack @macknzapple_]

#NewProfilePic 😽😽😽

[Micheal Afolaranmi @TheAfolaranmi]

me laughing at my own jokes

[Mook @madelyn_streit]

show kindness tiny violence

[Mook @madelyn_streit]

“dan you fucked up?”
“no i’m just loving the scenery”

[mack @macknzapple_]

just saw this car with a license plate that says dnd txts and i couldnt relate more

[mack @macknzapple_]

not me being logged in to madelyns work app so i can creep on her schedule whenever i need 🤣🤣🤣🤣