Mackenzie Sanders

wife to @hundunsan | mother to harrison wilde | she/her

[Mackenzie Sanders @macksanders20]

bye twitter, you can catch me on thr*ads✌️ https://t.co/JkwJMEsCQz

[Mackenzie Sanders @macksanders20]

I labored for 25 hours, pushed for 4, and had an emergency c-section, all for everyone to tell me Harrison looks just like my partner

[karen han @karenyhan]

not handling the news that sally hawkins won’t be back for PADDINGTON 3 particularly well

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@clhubes This happened to my cairn a few years ago 😭

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How are these all of the same kid 😭

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@RottenInDenmark Going to need a “Revitalize Your Liver, Rejuvenate Your Life” shirt from the Maintenance Phase merch store

[chris evans @notcapnamerica]

Who’s an actor that’s good in everything but doesn’t get enough roles?

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@hellomollz It’s just the most beautiful and random assortment of food. We respect it 100%

[Mackenzie Sanders @macksanders20]

Always fun when you have a first session with a therapist, and the first thing they say is that they know your parents

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@clhubes This week I was so tired from having a 3-month-old that I somehow forgot about the SSRI I’ve been taking for years, until my heart rate slowed to 45 bpm and we figured out I was in withdrawal. Motherhood is so glamorous

[Mackenzie Sanders @macksanders20]

My 5th graders didn’t know how to go to a website using a URL. They knew how to Google things and use apps, but couldn’t just go to a website.

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This week’s edition of Flowers I Found On My Run

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marty, please don’t play on my postpartum hormones like this

[Mackenzie Sanders @macksanders20]

friends, countrymen - I thought this was a western

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So far in maternity leave, I’ve watched 32 new movies and finished 6 books. Teaching really does suck the life out of you, huh

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update: I accidentally watched these back to back, and now I think I’ve indoctrinated my newborn?

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happy succession sunday to all who celebrate

[Mackenzie Sanders @macksanders20]

never clicked “add to cart” so fast

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@MaintenancePod This is really satisfying my need to fit in, while also devastating my need to feel special

[Mackenzie Sanders @macksanders20]

“You’re the weirdest person. Like you’ve never had a vanilla latte, but you HAVE seen every season of The Power Rangers” -my husband