David Macdonald

I stand on stage and act like an idiot for peoples entertainment. I also jig around to music for money.

[David Macdonald @macky3d]

@theshowstoppers we learn that Harry has secretly orchestrated the driverless cab take over in a bit to get out of the business and follow his new dream... wheelchair football

[David Macdonald @macky3d]

Thanks @easyJet for sorting us out with a great hotel as our flight home has been cancelled! Extended my holiday by 2 days and got a swanky hotel organised and paid for by your staff. Your Customer Service team deserve a bonus 😉

[David Macdonald @macky3d]

@easyJet is your server down? We can’t use the links to reschedule our flight or find accommodation, can’t get through on phone either

[David Macdonald @macky3d]

@easyJet Is your app/ website server down? We can’t use the reschedule or find accommodation links.

[westendproducer @westendproducer]

#Alevelresults - vital qualifications for any career. Apart from acting, where the most important qualification is a posh voice & rich dad.

[Rosie Revell @rosierevell_x]

Dave is coming to Scotland next week. I repeat DAVE is coming to stay. @macky3d

[👉 @TheMandyNetwork @DancersProUK]

Jumpstart your ACTING CAREER! Enter #competition learn from top Directors, Actors @Intl_acting http://t.co/bWvDZgmbHP

[Rob Greer @rob_svrn]

“The biggest coward is a man who awakens a woman’s love with no intention of loving her.” -Bob Marley

[David Macdonald @macky3d]

Great night out with the zombies and @TheJohnMacD #extinctionisnow

[David Macdonald @macky3d]

@Kaostic no :( but my friends were complaining that I never tweet so I'm catching up :p

[David Macdonald @macky3d]

GUINNESS IN IRELAND :D

[westendproducer @westendproducer]

Sometimes I use words I don't understand so I sound more photosynthesis. #dear

[John Macdonald @hashtagJohnMac]

Christmas highlight had to be picking up my brother from Heathrow, with my other bro and sis, dressed to impress!

[Neil Smye @neilsmye]

@dan_looney Thanks...... What do you mean creepy? That's my 70s sitcom look..... OK I'll change it. #fairpoint.

[westendproducer @westendproducer]

I've tweeted this before. But I like it. It's very true. Happy Saturday. #dear

[David Macdonald @macky3d]

“@TheLadBible: Your daily horoscope... http://t.co/nJrbG5rBGj” @rachelgrundy_uk this amused me :)

[westendproducer @westendproducer]

Science fact: if you took all the veins from your body and laid them end to end, you would die. #dear