This Guy

[Mike Petriello @mike_petriello]

The Giants are (tied) 3rd in batting average..

.. and 26th in runs/game

[This Guy @MAClazzo]

Now do Aiyuk to the Commanders

[Trevor Sikkema @TampaBayTre]

My entire adolescence prepared me for this text from my wife this morning

[ESPN @espn]

After securing the No. 1 overall selection in 2024 and the No. 2 overall selection in 2025, the San Jose Sharks have secured the No. 2 overall selection in the 2026 NHL draft‼️

[PRISME @PrismeMedia]

🤯🧩 INCROYABLE

Un individu jongle avec trois Rubik’s Cube… tout en les RÉSOLVANT en plein vol.

(GUINNESS WORLD RECORD)

[San Francisco 49ers @49ers]

The reunion you've been waiting for ❤️💛

[Hammer DAHN @HammerDAHN]

49ers fans right now

[This Guy @MAClazzo]

The San Jose Sharks will be a playoff team this season

Happy New Year 🥂

[RedditCFB @RedditCFB]

In 1941, San José State traveled by boat to Hawai’i to play 2 postseason bowl games. Pearl Harbor was hit on December 7, and the games were never played. Several SJSU players helped in recovery efforts, helping the injured and even delivering babies. Some stayed in Hawai’i full time to assist in the war. It’s a wonderful story and a testament to how Football teaches positive lessons and that some things are bigger than Football.

2025 Notre Dame was also invited to a bowl game and didn’t play in one, because they didn’t really feel like it.

[NASA Solar System @NASASolarSystem]

BREAKING: Sugars essential for life have been found in pristine asteroid Bennu samples collected by NASA’s OSIRIS-REx spacecraft. Combined with previous detections of amino acids and nucleobases, we see that life’s ingredients were widespread throughout the solar system: https://t.co/Tb3HpwZG9J

More on the study led by Yoshihiro Furukawa of @TohokuUniPR⤵️

[This Guy @MAClazzo]

The U is so back

[Bryan Bennett @weatherbryan]

REMARKABLE! This will be one of the only times in history that a HURRICANE has prevented another HURRICANE from striking the U.S.

The binary Fujiwhara interaction between Hurricane Humberto & Hurricane Imelda is expected to stall Imelda about 150 miles off the South Carolina coast, pulling the system out to sea. Almost like Mother Nature is throwing us a bone after last hurricane season.

➡️ Large surf & breezy conditions will still affect much of the Southeast coast, but the risk of flooding rainfall in South Carolina has decreased. We owe ya one Humberto!

[This Guy @MAClazzo]

DEVERS

[This Guy @MAClazzo]

Paraag did it again and the haters are pissed

[This Guy @MAClazzo]

☝🏽

[Ryan M. Spaeder @theaceofspaeder]

#SFGiants Barry Bonds hit a Major League record 762 home runs.

If all of his home runs were converted to strikeouts, he would still boast a higher on-base percentage and a lower strikeout rate than #Dodgers Shohei Ohtani.

[Grosdoriane @Grosdoriane]

This is NOT what America is about. America is about *opens history book*

uh oh

*Frantically starts flipping though pages*

uh oh. oh no. no no no. uh oh

[San Jose Sharks @SanJoseSharks]

SHARKS WIN!!
SHARKS WIN!!
SHARKS WIN!!

[Girl Father @TIMBO_SL1CE]

Woke vs Coke… a tale of two cities. @CollegeGameDay #Calgorithm

[Dooner 🇺🇸 @TimothyDooner]

Holy sh*t, never realized how much Freebird needed bagpipes