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she/her

[Don’t Boo…Revolt! @BreeNewsome]

Cops run away from someone they know to have a gun but run after someone they “thought”😉 was armed

[pondscum @maclooft]

https://t.co/Y2eoNzddUR?

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Why’s it so impossible for me to take my folded clothes the 1 foot from by bed to my dresser

[pondscum @maclooft]

So a Frozen song came on, and I didn’t know it. I told this 8 yr old that I don’t know the “new ones” as well. And she just informed me that was 7 YEARS AGO WHAT THE FUCK she got me good

[pondscum @maclooft]

“Hey y’all how are we doing today?”
“Margarita on the rocks with salt.”
“Allllright do we want happy hour?”
“What’s happy hour”
I’m quitting

[pondscum @maclooft]

“I mean I woke up with over 100 degree fever but I can cover u if your body aches and chills get worse in the hour”

[pondscum @maclooft]

I love how the CDC recommends employees space out when they get vaccinated so that everyone doesn’t have side effects at the same time, and then it’s “restraunt workers you have ONE DAY and ONE DAY only to get this limited amount of vaccines!!!”

[pondscum @maclooft]

Why’s this cat never play with his toys but ripping my bills outta my hand as I’m trying to pay them is his idea of fun

[pondscum @maclooft]

One of our regulars is going to knit me a beret and my heart is warmed af

[pondscum @maclooft]

Me last night

[pondscum @maclooft]

#pussyfart

[pondscum @maclooft]

Most dangerous time to be alive in US history...... give me $2,000

[pondscum @maclooft]

Fireworks do not feel okay right now please stop

[pondscum @maclooft]

Ok my wisdom teeth have been slowly comin in this whole pandemic

[DALIA MALEK ☥ @DALIA]

WHEN THIS PANDEMIC IS OVER I'M GONNA GO WILD addressing my non-urgent medical issues that i've been ignoring

[pondscum @maclooft]

Y’all, why tf does Colorado LEGALLY not let us buy booze on Christmas.... bitch, Jesus turned water into wine

[pondscum @maclooft]

Our kitchen ghost flashed SOS in Morse code with the lights twice what do I do

[pondscum @maclooft]

#not #an #ad but I’ve been eating these at night just because I’m craving chocolate

[pondscum @maclooft]

If you’re going to be an asshole front desk person for anything within mental health services, I beg you to work for any other type of office

[Chino @Al_Sanchino]

It’s wild Trump supporters believe there’s voter fraud with 0 evidence but couldn’t believe he sexually assaulted any women with 26 allegations.