•Mac•

•stay true•

[Braxton 🟥 @Braxtonbrew96]

i'm not paying student loans if there are aliens sorry

[•Mac• @macmariechris]

@madi_hobs_ Not true bc I cheat. Every. Single. Time.

[Chanandler Bong @Grim_The_Stoner]

"I can change him"

Baby girl change your oil :/

[🌷 ❀ azalea fairy ❀ ⁷ ☀️ @seokuva]

babie duck falling asleep wearing tiny frog hat 🦆👒🐸

[Rotten Boot Leather @Excessively_blk]

College had me doing dumb stuff like taking a nap at 9:00 pm and then I would get up and do homework

[charlotte york’s show puppy 🍒🎀💌🩷 @roseco1oredgirl]

and when the world needed them most…they vanished

[matthew moved @transmurdock]

“OFC” STANDS FOR “OF FUCKING COURSE”??? I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST “OF COURSE”

[kathy @kathychacons]

friends that understand your anti-social phases are important

[𝗕𝗿𝗲𝗲𝘇𝘆’🦉 @OvOBrezzzy]

The student in me left March 13th,2020 I ain’t been the same since

[dana donnelly @danadonnelly]

if student loan companies wanted to be paid back they shouldn’t have made such a bad investment giving money to idiot 18 year olds

[Camille Corbett @TheWittyGirl]

As a 5’8 woman, a lot of men have insisted that I’m actually 5’10.

[FreaksDon’tCry @TokyoDilf]

A man holding his baby up to paintings and talking to him at an art gallery

[mads (taylor’s version) @madi_hobs_]

I just know this week is about to whoop my ass pls send prayers or money idk

[xanax in cinnabon (ali) @xanabon]

we stan an undiagnosed adhd queen