skinnybrownkid

Species: Electronicus Digitalius ◾
Cosmic Orientation: Libra ◾
Social Orientation: INTP ◾
Moral Faction: Believer ◾
Diet: Omnivorous ◾
Pants size: 29/32

[skinnybrownkid @macronautix]

How do I explain to the spider in my bathroom that she hasn't exactly chosen the optimal location for a consistent meal supply?

[skinnybrownkid @macronautix]

Reddit is cool because you'll find a post with a question you'd also like an answer to and the first NINE HUNDRED responses are just memes, unserious movie quotes and clown chatter, and I find that very helpful and there's absolutely no sarcasm about that

[Teal Swan @_tealswan]

Hard Truth About Single People

[Stephanie Rodriguez @jesuschainbrkr]

I called on God with nothing left in me—and He answered with everything I needed.

If you feel empty, come to Jesus.
“Whosoever shall call upon the name of the Lord shall be saved.” Romans 10:13 🙏

[Stephanie Rodriguez @jesuschainbrkr]

The pleasures of this world are temporary, but eternity is forever. Do not trade your soul for things that will pass away.

“Love not the world, neither the things that are in the world...” - 1 John 2:15

[skinnybrownkid @macronautix]

I really enjoy pooping. It's great.

[skinnybrownkid @macronautix]

Hey so if nothing interests you anymore, does that mean you're depressed? Asking for a friend.

[Mario ZNA @MarioBojic]

🚨🇷🇺Moscow has turned into a shithole as Russian propaganda tries to hide the crisis following sanctions from the Coalition of the Willing.

Just kidding this is London, Starmer’s UK… where you can get arrested if you share this video.

[skinnybrownkid @macronautix]

Idk who needs to hear this but if you wash the 5 dishes immediately after eating a meal, you won't have to do 500 at the end of the week

[skinnybrownkid @macronautix]

Dear, diary: Today I used the word "ameliorate" in conversation.

[skinnybrownkid @macronautix]

I hope that guy on Reddit saying he was going to break up with his girlfriend to focus on playing Starfield shortly before it's release is doing okay

[skinnybrownkid @macronautix]

May your weekend be as satisfying as the sound of a dog eating a puffy cheeto

[Lost Internet @LostMemeArchive]

No Man’s Sky launched so badly that it became one of gaming’s biggest disappointments.

Then Hello Games spent years quietly fixing it with free updates.

The comeback got so insane that fans crowdfunded a billboard outside the studio just to say thank you.

[skinnybrownkid @macronautix]

If you're annoyed that my dog is barking at 5am, wait until you find out that your cat, which shouldn't be allowed to roam the neighborhood, is the reason why.

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

The sounds you hear living half a mile away from a Data centre. No one should have to live like this.

[Mikhaila Peterson @MikhailaFuller]

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[STAR WARS: Galactic Racer™ @SWGalacticRacer]

STAR WARS: Galactic Racer™ launches worldwide on October 6th. Pre-order today for PlayStation 5, Xbox Series X|S, and PC.

[UNDΘΘMΞD @Undoomed]

Karma is undefeated

[skinnybrownkid @macronautix]

Bring the gun emoji back

[skinnybrownkid @macronautix]

There's an argument that society's problems are less about the individual and more about the system. (...) And what exactly is a system comprised of? Surely not individuals, that couldn't be right.