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just here to rt

[madimoiselle ♡ @drivingmemadi]

seeing a Dalmatian irl is like wow okay, This is really happening to me right now

[Kurt R. L. @BeggarWithBread]

"It’s a free gift, but you have to do a bunch of stuff to maintain it"

is not a free gift.

[. @macscot5]

@gospelinpoland The best take on this trend >>

[. @macscot5]

@je_suis_margo This convinced me she is far smarter than I realized and instead of proving CTE is contagious, she is simply continuing her genius. That song will be used a million times over by anyone who does TikTok's there.. and that state has much of her ideal demographic. 🫣

[Mr. Biscuit @Personhavingfun]

When someone doesnt text me back in 5 seconds i assume they found out. Found out about what exactly? Im not even sure myself

[. @macscot5]

Retweeting my funniest and least appreciated tweets bc I only get on twitter (sorry Elon) once in a blue moon

[. @macscot5]

When bald people wash their face, how high do they go...?

[. @macscot5]

Just saw a sign that said “careful, nothing should exceed the height of 5 in. 10 ft.”

or as some guys like to say, 6 ft

[. @macscot5]

If y’all rly wanna save the turtles, ask your barista to waterfall the drink into your mouth as you do a backbend to catch the liquid

[. @macscot5]

It’s always “wyd” it’s never “I’ll bring lactose pills if you wanna get milkshakes” 😔

[. @macscot5]

Dog is to bone as
Human is to Panera baguette

[. @macscot5]

U ever had a well done pizza one moment and then u missing the roof of ur mouth the next

[. @macscot5]

Genesis 2 vs Genesis 3

[. @macscot5]

Webmd will be the death of me. Probably. It will at least be the newest most deadly disease of me, if not.

[. @macscot5]

@TomiLahren @united Aren't you FOR capitalism tho? This is how they make money... they oversell ALLLL the time, and you don't see the effects of it because they successfully calculated how many people would likely miss their flights. It's an incredibly successful model. Ppl can supposedly be bought.

[. @macscot5]

@EricTastet @TomiLahren @united How? What do you mean by that

[. @macscot5]

SSRIs can be a great mercy from The Lord. Follow me for other Christian hot takes that nobody will take with a grain of salt

[Fred @fredday95]

When a woman tells you a story and mentions an "ex best friend" you know she went through something akin to Dante's Inferno

[. @macscot5]

Btw x2, if she did it, death penalty. But it's not beyond a reasonable doubt. It's not. Listen to the trial with your own 2 ears. Everything points to him. Everything. But hey, obviously, if she did...what I said! Ok byeeeee

[. @macscot5]

As a man, if the Lindsay Clancy trial gets you more in a fuss about how some Christian women can understand perinatal health issues, please know that those women you're arguing with see how unsafe you are, and thus, your wife, for them to express their mental health issues to.

[. @macscot5]

Btw I'm not defending her in this. If that's what you took from it, you only have one agenda and it's to find fault with others out of your arrogance, proving my point.