mackenzie

I talk a lot of shit.

[MLB @MLB]

#loveislandusa kenzie be like:

[Covie @covie_93]

They literally met in the Situation Room to come up with a defense for the President of the United States raping children.

[Philadelphia Phillies @Phillies]

HOIST THE BROOM 🧹

@PALottery x #RingTheBell

[mackenzie @mactorchia]

why am I crying

[Philadelphia Phillies @Phillies]

Hi everybody! Elmo was wondering if he could ask the Phillies some questions?

[mackenzie @mactorchia]

it’s stupid how excited I am about this collab

[MLB @MLB]

Elmo's beef with Rocco doesn't extend to the Rockies 😭

[mackenzie @mactorchia]

the philadelphia Phillies are ruining my life

[TheRealThelmaJohnson @TheRealThelmaJ1]

If you think Trump posting the picture of himself as Jesus was bad wait until you hear about how he f*cked kids.

[Absolutely Hammered @ah_pod]

watching the phillies in space would be wild. they'd go 4 innings with no hits and I'd be trying to open the airlock.

[Roman 🇪🇺🏳️‍🌈 @Rx410]

A little more than a year between these two pictures

[mackenzie @mactorchia]

I am upset.

[Philadelphia Phillies @Phillies]

The Phillies have released OF Nick Castellanos.

[mackenzie @mactorchia]

I need to know how the @Phillies fumbled this

[ESPN @espn]

Breaking: Infielder Bo Bichette and the New York Mets are in agreement on a three-year, $126 million contract, sources confirmed to ESPN.

The Athletic was first to report the deal.

[mackenzie @mactorchia]

My day is ruined

[MLB @MLB]

Red Sox, LHP Ranger Suárez reportedly agree to deal, per @MLBNetwork insider @JonHeyman.

[Leah Dionne @leahdionne__]

Everyone grieves differently

Erika Kirk:

[mackenzie @mactorchia]

This one hurts

[Absolutely Hammered @ah_pod]

we'll never forget you @MattStrahm

[mackenzie @mactorchia]

do you think he ever gets turned on by his own neck vulva?

[Covie @covie_93]

Where is the bullet wound???

[mackenzie @mactorchia]

apparently I need to watch all Phillies games from the ER so they win

[mackenzie @mactorchia]

me to my husband as soon as I get home from work: WANT TO HEAR A SONG ABOUT TRAVIS KELCE’S PENIS?!?

[mackenzie @mactorchia]

why tf do I pay for @MLBTV if it doesn’t cover the postseason 🙃

[pokey pup @Whatapityonyou]

No big deal just the president threatening to withhold federal funding if a state doesn’t vote for the candidate he wants