Guido Dracula meets The Mummy

King Motherfucker of Motherfucktopia

[Guido Dracula meets The Mummy @maculaysulkin]

It's about god damn time. Follow me on Bluesky

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@TitusAndronicus You better believe it

[House of Dracula (☥𝐃𝐁) @CountDraculaDB]

Vincent Price Trivia.

When his daughter Victoria came out as a lesbian, Vincent Price was immediately supportive. He became an honorary board member of PFLAG (Parents, Families, and Friends of Lesbians and Gays) and was a vocal ally for LGBTQ+ causes. Later in life, he openly shared with her that he was bisexual.

[Sony Thăng @nxt888]

There is a mythology the U.S. built around the American War in Vietnam. It goes like this:

Young idealistic soldiers were sent into an unwinnable situation by confused politicians.

They came home broken and unappreciated.

It was a tragedy. A mistake. A lesson learned.

Notice what that story does.

It centers Americans.

Their trauma. Their confusion. Their homecoming. Their feelings.

In this story, the Vietnamese people are a backdrop.

A jungle. An obstacle. An abstraction.

Three million dead Vietnamese people are the scenery for a story about American self-discovery.

They made hundreds of movies about Vietnam.

The Deer Hunter. Apocalypse Now. Platoon. Full Metal Jacket. Born on the Fourth of July. Hamburger Hill.

Count how many of them center a Vietnamese character with a full human life, a family, a name you remember after the credits roll.

They turned our genocide into their coming-of-age story.

They lost the war and still managed to make themselves the main character.

And then, with extraordinary arrogance, they put their soldiers' names on a wall in Washington and call it a memorial, as if the dead to be mourned were the people who flew 10,000 miles to do the killing.

Where is the wall for our three million?

There isn't one.

Because in their telling, we were never quite real enough to mourn.

[Guido Dracula meets The Mummy @maculaysulkin]

My subconscious every 15 seconds

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My two moods are The Disintegration Loops and Cuban Pete and doctors will someday call that "bipolar disorder"

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@taste_of_tbone I had a bad stomach bug the other day and had a come to Jesus moment where I just ordered a bunch of vegetables with no rhyme or reason so it's about to be experimental soup season

[Guido Dracula meets The Mummy @maculaysulkin]

She vedi on my vici till I veni

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"I gort that dorg in me, hyuck!" I say before leaning in for a kiss and getting thrown off a balcony tears in heaven style

[Guido Dracula meets The Mummy @maculaysulkin]

I don't know why people say St. Louis is a baseball city when our favorite sport is clearly bumper cars

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Was Mr. Big on Sex and the City just Jeffery Epstein? What are you hiding Carrie? What are you hiding?

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God wanted a place where everyone is a mall cop drunk with power and said "Let there be London" and he saw that it was just okay

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Charlie Kirk was assassinated by Sallie Mae for going to college for 25 years and never graduating

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How come they call it hentai and not gooney tunes?

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A great way to tell who is going to start calling the concentration camps "detention centers" after a democrat is in office again and they're all still operational is to find people who say shit like "Cankles McTaco Tits"

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@taste_of_tbone Hell fuckin yeah

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Happy birthday @TitusAndronicus and happy 10 year anniversary to TMLT. Never forget the time they used Funny Feeling as incidental music on NPR while reading the news

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@Ryan46933 @StephenKing My guy you're the one following him on Twitter. Nobody owes you how they tweet. Nobody is making you read this.

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@crulge I think it's incredibly important to lay into the Democratic party as hard as possible because everyone who cares understands the Republicans to be fascist and largely unreachable. At this point it just feels like beating a dead horse to point out hypocrisy from Trump.

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@crulge "performs topless" truly written like someone who knows absolutely nothing about Iggy Pop

[Niche Gamer @nichegamer]

Games where everything scales to your level is bad game design