macy

he is not the sun, you are

[mariah @mariahruelas_]

Gonna tell my kids this is Beyoncé

[Kyle @godvfwine]

Gonna tell my kids this is Kurt Cobain

[J💫 @JordanNoble1]

Just tryna put my mom on @theestallion 🤷🏽‍♂️

[Shafeeq @Y2SHAF]

when you’re giving your friend life advice but your life is just as messed up

[𝓑𝓻𝓲 @shialablunttt]

y’all bood DRAKE off the stage ??? THE drIZZY drake ?? Mr make ur fuckin bra strap pop drake ??? 2 white cups n I got that drank drake ??? just hold on we’re going home drIZZY DRAKE ??? TRUST ISSUES DRAKE !?!?!? WHEELCHAIR JIMMY?? HUH????

[Beau @boyde_beau]

Me when I walk outside with shorts on-

[lisa bizzle @Lisa_Bizzle]

I have watched this approximately 9,345,678 times so far today

[nekl @dkwowjdei]

SO I’m at ulta & there’s a guy buying a perfume & something else & the girl in the register goes like “oh you are super cute can I get your number” & this guy goes like “can I give you my gf # so she can get the rewards” & if this isnt what god has planned for me I don’t want it.

[FATHER D ☆ @ayosworIdd]

WHEN SOMEONE SAY YOUR JOKE LOUDER THAN YOU AND GETS ALL THE CREDIT

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

Me House Plants
🤝
Extremely sensitive and
will die without attention

[bri @godinezbrianaa]

My mom: I don’t want any dogs

Also my mom:

[Madelyne Page @MadelynePage]

Big facts

[James @CaucasianJames]

y’all mind if i have a good week